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notkinkypatch[The wheels on the train go chug chug chug
cough cough cough
shriek shriek shriek
the gangsta twelve year olds on the train go rabble rabble rabble
shine dat bling
piss contest piss contest piss contest
Jokes on them, their balls still ain't dropped yet, all this pissing contest participation won't help in middle school. Everyone starts at the bottom of the bottom.
While all the usual symphony of chitter chatter belonging to the passengers goes on, one Badou Nails sits his scrawny ass on an uncomfortable piss scented seat, mulling over a case file. The train gives a few chugging lurches, the passengers move in synch with the movements, since this is nothing new, and they all float on.]
Maaaaaan, these jobs fuckin' suck donkey dick. I could get shit like this on my own without that old bat's help... [The ginger grumbles to himself and rolls his eye.]
cough cough cough
shriek shriek shriek
the gangsta twelve year olds on the train go rabble rabble rabble
shine dat bling
piss contest piss contest piss contest
Jokes on them, their balls still ain't dropped yet, all this pissing contest participation won't help in middle school. Everyone starts at the bottom of the bottom.
While all the usual symphony of chitter chatter belonging to the passengers goes on, one Badou Nails sits his scrawny ass on an uncomfortable piss scented seat, mulling over a case file. The train gives a few chugging lurches, the passengers move in synch with the movements, since this is nothing new, and they all float on.]
Maaaaaan, these jobs fuckin' suck donkey dick. I could get shit like this on my own without that old bat's help... [The ginger grumbles to himself and rolls his eye.]
Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 08:26 am (UTC)[She's there sitting in one of the seats in that usual black dress of hers along with a jacket draped loosely over her shoulders that Worick INSISTED that she bring with her. She leans all by her lonesome in that seat, looking out the window. As bored as she looks, she's seriously enjoying watching the scenery just speed on by.]
"It's so relaxing..." [She mumbles the words quietly.]
(( OKAY I REPLIED TO THE OTHER RPS NOW ;A; ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 08:57 am (UTC)What he does notice is his grating need for a goddamn cigarette.]
Fuuuuck, I need a smoke...Where's Smokey the Bear's podunk cousin when you need him...[For now he settled for loudly groaning, ignoring the old lady glaring at him from across the train, and rooting through his jacket pockets for a cigarette. He'd slip off to the can and attempt to sneak one on the shitter. The government's gotten lazy about that safety shit.]
((THAAATS MY GIRL)
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 09:28 am (UTC)"Wait, is that...?" [She places her knees on the seat of the train and looks behind like she's 5 years old. Once she spots Badou, she's relieved to see him acting like his usual, weird self. She calls out to Badou with a wave, though trying not to be too loud.]
"Oh, Badou! Over here!"
(( Hehheheheheheh... Plan will eventually be executed... Excellent... ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 09:56 am (UTC)Grumbling still, he freezes at the sound of his voice. Very few people called his name oh so passionately on a train. Usually assholes hitting him up for money. Time unfreezes and a nervous sweat breaks out along his temple. He sloowwwlly leans out of his seat, any passengers watching this reunion are blessed with the comedic gold of his head peeking down the aisle, neck craning for danger.]
Who the ever dickin' fuck... [Once they meet eye(s), he relaxes and allows his mouth to quirk in a grin. Have an even dorkier wave.] Oh thank fuck, I thought this was gonna be like meetin' assholes from highschool outside of the class. [Right after a lunch money chronicle]
((plan? for innocent ol moi? or...? fun game stuff~?))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 10:13 am (UTC)[But she really does look happy to see Badou. Of course she's never seen him on the train either, so she's a little bit curious.] "Do you... normally ride the train to get around?" ['Not like she's really been around on the train so much, herself.] "It's just that I don't think I've seen you around on it before. B-but, I'm glad I found you! I was... getting a little bit lonely, hah..."
(( You'll seeeee~ It'll come like... At the end of all this hopefully, but I'm hoping it will inflict you and Badou with a massive case of 'HNNNNNNN SHOULD NOT SHIP THIS' uhuhuhuuuuu... ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 10:26 am (UTC)[His P.I trained eye takes in her appearance, makes note of it, but he won't bring it up just yet. A curious tit for tat.] When I'm commutin' to work an shit I do, but it's a pain in the ass. Crowded an stanky. 'sides, miss observant, I ain't seen you around either.
[Have a wink] With me here the fun'll never end. Fate, 'm tellin ya. Think it's trynna tell us somethin'.
(HMPH....i'mma kick your ass~ is it going to be a sexy infliction...you know neither badou nor I can resist that....you POOPFART! YOU'RE ALREADY SHIPPING IT, ARENT YOU))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 10:54 am (UTC)[So he uses the train for work. Makes sense, right? And it looks like he was quick to take note of not seeing her on the train as much, either.] "Yeah, it gets a little bit crowded, but at least it's not so bad this time... Oh, but I guess I don't ride the train that much. Just... When I feel like it." [A little bit vague, but okay.]
"Hmmm..." [She thinks on what Badou said for a sec, a sly smile forming at the end of her lips.] "Maybe it's telling us that she would hook up...?" [So she's feelin' a little bit fun today. Alex seemingly leans in close to Badou, that cleavage edging towards him.]
(( Mmmmmm.... Not a SEXY one. It's gonna be really adorbz though. Like... AHHHHHH I so bashful just thinking of it. Just okay. Train, ride. Two people. Sitting next to each other. One of them (cough Alex) starts to eventually feel tired. Ohohohoho.... God I know it's really fucking cliche but urghhhh it's cute shit. ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 11:28 am (UTC)[Vague tit for tat, eh. Two can play that game.] Sometimes it's nice to get a change of scenery. Though the gropers get sweatier an stankier every time. My juicy booty can't take it.
W-wuh...uh...y-yeah! Listen to the frothin loins of fate, that's gotta be it. We should listen to it or Cthulu'll fart an end the world're somethin'. [Badou stares deeply into the abyss of her cleavage, leans forward, his voice going goofy there, and drops all his paperwork. Ah, women.]
(( YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT THATS SO GODDAMN CUTE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! I AM SUFFERING FROM THE CUTE...AND RESISTING...LIKE RESISTING A SUMMER COLD...AHHHH ITS TOO CUTE ;~;
also babes I'll hit you up later tonight cause I am off to bed BUT HOLY FUCK I'M EXCITED!))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-01-31 11:44 am (UTC)[She nods in agreement, glad that she's not the only one who likes that change of scenery. Being away from all that blood, bullets, and messed up anxiety sure is nice. And oh god just as she's about to give a little, joking kiss to Badou and just say that she was messing with him, spaghetti, er, papers fall everywhere.]
"Ah...! Let me help you." [It's like her act suddenly drops as Alex leans away from Badou, cleavage just out of reach. She instead leans her body downwards, probably giving a non-intentional, better view of her bouncing rack while picking up the papers on the floor. Alex, no... Alex, no...!]
((REALIZES I MADE A REALLY SHITTY TYPO. ABOUT TO EDIT IT. YOU REPLY. FUCK ORZ;; But yes yes basque in the cuteness good... And yeah god I need to go to bed too so I'll see youuu~ ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-01 02:59 am (UTC)Huh...? Oh, you- oh C'MON! You can't arrange gang bangs, babe. That ain't Queenly of you. You gotta go through the check list of political dickin' sabotage an shit before all that.
[Huff. She's TRYING to get his ass kicked, ain't she. He doubts her 'boys' will show him mercy.] 'sides, if that guy looks like me I ain't gonna go quietly. I'm one of a kind, goddammit. Don't need no guard dogs crampin' my style.
((HEH~ I'm hella quick. If it makes you feel any better I didn't notice any typo?
TOO MUCH CUTE AHHH DAMN YOU! You're trynna sabotage me and my hard boiled style))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-02 11:50 am (UTC)"Haha... But I thought queens could do anything they wanted to, right?" [She's of course just teasing the guy, but Badou's reactions always make her laugh. And when Badou gets his jimmies sort of rustled about being a one of a kind guy, Alex giggles again but shows him a kind smile. ...This all while she's still sort of leaning over to pick up the papers with those sugar tits showing.]
"Of course you're a one of a kind guy. I mean... You're you and Worick's Worick. You two really should meet one day, though... I can tell it's probably gonna involve you guys talking about all your favorite 'features' on a woman." [She sighs and shakes her head, not seriously, of course. Now that she's managed to get all the papers, she straightens them out hold the stack out to Badou.] "H-here you go...!"
(( Oh well that's good... ;;;; orz Yes yes it's kawaii warfare. And hisss a lateish reply from me gomen I have basically been playing Naruto fighting games with friends nonstop for two days I think I'm going crazy. And I stg we need to just one day do like a really hardcore Alex dominatrix/Badou whiney submissive bitch thing just so we can scream. ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-03 01:44 am (UTC)Queens are supposed to fuckin know etiquette, an that ain't etiquette. There're rules for that sorta shit. Precautions, like no pearl encrusted glove no brief an disappointin' love. Tsk, tsk, babe. They gave you the short change when it came to your guidance counselor. [Though all high school guidance counselors were shitty. Lazy fucks.]
Damn RIGHT~ I'm an upstandin' an hard boiled citizen. If me an this fucker met, it'd be a legendary reunion of our race. [His amusement brims] Yeah, we'd probably have shitloads to talk 'bout.
((HUFFS. you and your damn kawaii warfare.
It's all good dear, as long as you're having fun~ I'll wait for you 5eva. SCREAM I'D SCREAM THE ENTIRE TIME AND BADOU WOULD CRY HOLY JESUS FUCK))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-04 07:33 am (UTC)"It really would be a reunion, huh? Mmmm... Though hopefully Nicolas would be social with you, too. But then again..." [She trails off, knowing that Nico would probably just smack Badou upside the head or something like that. Ah but she's still thinking back to her life when she was younger. As much as she wants to remember what it was like, she just can't.]
"... Hey, Badou." [She adds after going silent for a moment. Lookit her huddling up with Worick's jacket like a blanket.] "This is probably dumb, but... If you... Forgot things from a certain time and all before that, would you try to get those memories back? Or, I dunno... Would you just try to move on?" [She's not meaning to get all sad again here, honest, but dang what's a girl like her to do?]
(( I am literally just picturing like the worst things ever. Like full-on whips and chains with Badou just going EEEEEEEEEE WHY MEEEEEEEEE!? like that one icon you have of him crying like a big cutie baby gosh ;; ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-04 08:46 am (UTC)You got a vaginaphobe partner too? God damn, are our lives parallel or what. S'freaky shit. I hope we don't switch places with Lindsay Lohan an Jaime Lee Curtis, come to think of it...[Badou's lips easily twist into an equally easy grin at that. Talking to another ginger that understood how hard it was to be the hard boiled badass one in a trio of angsty cocks would be nice. He winks.] 'm sure that other dude'll warm up to me real fast. You said it yourself, 'm fuckin charmin~ I'll be able to woo him just like I woo'd you.
Mmm? [He, surprisingly, listens to her shpeel without interrupting. The deja vu was giving him the creeps. Not to mention to ask him, mister I wish I could forget? Shit. He fiddles with an unlit cigarette before his gaze cuts back to her and he replies-]
I've got a couple of work partners- well one's an amazon an the others a fuckin zombie asshole...an they're both part of this freaky ass angsty plot twist that they can barely remember they've got. The amazon's trynna chasin' after it cause she thinks it'll complete her. The zombie asshole's chasin' after it to destroy it an get some peace of mind. The past makes you who you are an shit but only you've got a hold of your own future an can do whatever the fuck you want. Don't pay taxes, start a business, get a rich husband an see to it he falls in a vat of lube an drowns or whatever. Can't do that with the past.
[He didn't answer the question, did you notice? His mouth slips into a weak attempt at a grin.] Thing is, if you're too busy chasin' after the past, you could lose grasp on your future. So do it in installments, like those cheap ass pieces of jewelery they sell to old farts that can barely see. Easy payments of $19.95. [He places his papers beside him on the seat, just for something to do, as he adds, his hand brushing his eyepatch unconsciously]
An remember. Sometimes you get into deep shit for bein' nosy.
((THE SAD THING IS THAT'S EXFUCKINGACTLY HOW IT'D GO! JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST WHERE DO YOU CUM UP WITH THIS. the most he'd willingly go for is hair pulling. maybe he'd go for bondage shit if he was drunk..........
also i'm sorry i wrote you an essay. it's been awhile since i've hit on this part of badou's....self))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-04 09:29 am (UTC)"I-I..." [Her words get choked up for a sec, but she shakes her head and just smiles. Yeah, forget about that...] "Thanks, Badou. You're right about the future; it's really what matters more than the past. I mean, you can't really change or do anything about, and people end up forgetting about it at some time or another, right...?" [She sighs and bites her lower lip.] "I guess it's just that... I don't even know if I've got a real future going on for me, either. All I'm doing is just existing but nothing more than that."
"But... If the past is already gone, I can't just lose the future either. But sometimes... Sometimes the past can come to haunt you even if you don't want it to. ... ... Ha, thinking about these kinds of things just makes my head hurt in the end." [Installments... Yeah, that could work. Putting all your eggs in one basket never worked, so this was like the same thing, huh? But when Alex catches Badou brushing his eyepatch and saying some cryptic words, she's struck by this pang of empathy in her heart.]
[It's just all so weird. She wants to reach out, but really, what good would it do? Nicolas and Worick already have their own problems going on, and she can't just stick her neck into those, either. And if she thinks getting involved in their problems isn't a good idea, getting them involved in her own wouldn't help much, either. (Even if they've already seen some shit.)]
[She's silent now, staring at the floor of the train with fidgeting hands.]
(( HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE..... And no holy crap that's totally fine!! This is all just making me want to hug is big baby butt ahhhh... I swear I need to work on doing characterization like this with my characters urghhhhh ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-04 10:05 am (UTC)Mmm, don't I know it.[Her musing causes him to pause. Badou closes his fingers over the scar on his hand, his voice sardonic.] Look, if you've got a lead, go for that fucker. First rule in info brokin'. But whatever you do....don't go for broke an try to go out with a bang. It ain't worth your life.
[Well fuck, now he's made this over 9000 times more awk. He himself fidgets, sticks the cigarette into the corner of his mouth, and sighs. Finally, Badou reaches over to Alex and tugs one of her cheeks. Not her ass, stop that, he ain't that type of girl] Alright, enough of this depressin' shit. I ain't overdosin' on it an' I won't let you either. We won't leave pretty corpses if this carries on.
((gooood, good~ and yeah I wanna hug him like always, but wow, I had major feels about this now. Havent felt it in forever (which is why I actually got more into his app, too!)
which...could you...if you have time or it isnt any trouble...go to my musebox (just click on his profile and under the shit hes joined with it's kyouya's angels inc) and see if....the app that's there...looks okay? i mean like the style i wrote it, I dunno if its too weird? i havent written an app in forever so
also GO FOR IT! crank out the feels for your babies))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-04 12:07 pm (UTC)[And there she is putting herself deeper and deeper into a rut as she sits there silently, absorbing Badou's words but not responding. That is, until, she notices that Badou falls silent. Just as she's about to tilt her head up to look at him, she feels a hand tugging at her cheek. Dang, hand to (face) cheek contact. She blushes, not only at Badou's action but also his following words. He's right, of course, as usual.]
[Alex rubs her eyes and sniffles a little bit, but she then looks at Badou with a soft smile and reaches towards his own cheek with a delicate hand, tugging at it too.] "Ha... Ha ha...! Is it really always gonna be like this, Badou? We talk, I get depressed, and you come to my rescue?" [She laughs and then sighs.] "I can really be dumb, huh...?"
[So she gets up from her seat on the train, picks up the stack of papers next to Badou, and sits in there place with the papers on her lap and jacket still over her. She leans her side just a little bit against Badou and she speaks with a huff.] "Don't go reaching around any off-limit areas. I just kind of need to be next to someone right now..." [Geez Alex, if you weren't already crushing on Nic, someone would think you've come down with the case of the tsundere.]
(( It is literally the best thing when I rp with someone and they come down with feels like I'm just like unnggg yes get those feels get them good.... .....ANYWAY. I took a little gander at your app and it looks totally fine! With the way that you wrote it I'm... Not sure though. Like maybe they might be all 'Oh this looks a little too buddy-buddy or something idk. I kinda wrote mine in a really fricken dull way but maybe you'll get extra points for doing it like how you did! And oh god this reminds me I need to get on this thing for Gigi too... W-would you mind like... Maybe... Like you can help me practice with Gigi on here sometime? ;;; Also I am beginning to disengage the hnnnnngggg limiters. ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-02-05 01:36 am (UTC)Dumb? Naw. S'pretty normal to get ants in your draws 'bout the past an the future. Nudgin' a fire under a Queen's ass is a privilege. [Badou gives her a clueless look as she gets up and grabs the papers, and a part of him is concerned he might have said too much. He opens his mouth to protest with a colorful story about a bank robber and a potted plant but Alex quickly takes a seat beside him, her warm weight settling against him comfortably. The ginger is actually stunned silent for a moment.]
Wouldn't dream of it, your fuckin' highness. 'm a gentleman, through an through. 'sides, only ball dropingly pube'd brats think of unseemly shit like unsappin' brats one handed on a train. Tsk, tsk. [His shoulders droop and relax and a smile worms its way across his face.] I'll be your The Rock, cept my nipples ain't cock eyed.
((I KNOW! I SERIOUSLY LOVE IT! when it happens to me and others~
hmm...so like, more formal? I could probably try that, clean it up a little. Is that what you mean? Like the cursing and stuff? Or just in general? Like...is it too...unorganized and all over the place? I didn't really have an order for it, and I wanted to make it more...professional, rather than my old one which was crap. IDK sigh
also dude, sure! I'd love to rp with your Gigi! Maybe with Kondo-san? Or whoever? but yeah, I'm totally down with that))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-03-12 03:48 am (UTC)[But as her body eases up again, she leans just a little bit further on Badou. He smells like cigarettes and whatever else eccentric ginger information brokers smell like, but Alex doesn't seem to mind.] "Just a little bit of some peace for once. Hah... It's almost never a peaceful day back with those guys, but I kind of like it that way.]
[She inhales and exhales. Inhales and exhales. And before everyone in the train knows it, the dame with the 10/10 figure starts humming a soft tune, her lips twitching slightly. The whole feeling's peaceful; everything's peaceful.
And in that moment, she could swear she was infinite.](( I'M ACTUALLY REPLYING??????? I ACTUALLY HAD DIFFICULTY WRITING THIS BECAUSE I NEEDED TO CLENCH MY CHEST AND JUST SCREAM????? OK SO MAYBE THE LUCETI ISN'T WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW FOR ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... B-but I don't mind rping with j-just you, s-senpai... Maybe I'll make a Gigi and yeah we can just rp like the two of us wow I'm sorry does this sound gay I think I'm just being really mushy from this whole thing going on right now. Also gomen if this reply is kinda ehhhhh I'm still trying to get back on track with shit orz
Edit: OR NO WAIT WHAT IF I... BRING IN... PANDA... HERO... ))
Re: Sugar Tits n Fire Dick 3: Train Boogaloo
Date: 2013-03-21 02:13 am (UTC)Upon the brutal fisting of his shoulder he yelps and exaggerates his pain, swaying to one side only to sway back to Alex's side once more, curves and angles fitting just right.]
YEEOOOOWWW! HERE I WAS TRYNNA ADD SOME MOOD COMMENTARY TO YOUR MOMENT AN YOU BRING THE WORKIN' MAN DOOOWWWNN WITH A FIST OF JUSTICE! Least your aim wasn't at anythin' vital. An your fist ain't like the Hulk's. [Naturally this passionate display is met with glares of the other passengers, but Badou never was one for peer pressure.]
[But, at the look on her face, and the drowsy sort of lull of her voice, he lets the act drop and he smiles gently. Enough of this deep shit. He casually lets his lanky arm rest on the back of the seat behind her.] As m'lady wishes. You just rest now, babe. Don't mean I won't peek atcher petticoats eventually, though. Gotta do one of those infamous character spice ups, y'know.
Mm, nice an boring ain't a part of our lifestyle, it seems. More of fate's turds. Hard boiled through an through. A nice vacation's what we need. Somewhere warm, with some nice drinks...[Now that was peace]
((welp you toot I already told you I LOVE LOVE LOVE rping with you~ And my body is ready for whomever you wanna throw at me! Maybe I'll even have someone new ready for you soon, idk. You just get back into it atcher own pace! I have to too. I'm a bit burned so I gotta slowly ease in. WE GOT THIS, THOUGH! I LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING WITH YOUR BABIES~~~))