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[The wheels on the train go chug chug chug
cough cough cough
shriek shriek shriek
the gangsta twelve year olds on the train go rabble rabble rabble
shine dat bling
piss contest piss contest piss contest
Jokes on them, their balls still ain't dropped yet, all this pissing contest participation won't help in middle school. Everyone starts at the bottom of the bottom.
While all the usual symphony of chitter chatter belonging to the passengers goes on, one Badou Nails sits his scrawny ass on an uncomfortable piss scented seat, mulling over a case file. The train gives a few chugging lurches, the passengers move in synch with the movements, since this is nothing new, and they all float on.]
Maaaaaan, these jobs fuckin' suck donkey dick. I could get shit like this on my own without that old bat's help... [The ginger grumbles to himself and rolls his eye.]
cough cough cough
shriek shriek shriek
the gangsta twelve year olds on the train go rabble rabble rabble
shine dat bling
piss contest piss contest piss contest
Jokes on them, their balls still ain't dropped yet, all this pissing contest participation won't help in middle school. Everyone starts at the bottom of the bottom.
While all the usual symphony of chitter chatter belonging to the passengers goes on, one Badou Nails sits his scrawny ass on an uncomfortable piss scented seat, mulling over a case file. The train gives a few chugging lurches, the passengers move in synch with the movements, since this is nothing new, and they all float on.]
Maaaaaan, these jobs fuckin' suck donkey dick. I could get shit like this on my own without that old bat's help... [The ginger grumbles to himself and rolls his eye.]
Maaaan, you fuckers don't know how to treat a lady. An alley, forreal? That's the nicest goddamn place your lumpy dick could think of? Better get back to pussy sailin' 101- owowowowoOW FUCK THAT'S MY PANCREAS, YA BALLSACK, IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU DON'T GOT GAME! [If the alley isn't familiar than the high pitched, yet manly wheeze of a shriek should be incredibly familiar.
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
First Meme meeting w/Meru [Alex n Badou]
Jan. 1st, 2013 04:02 amThe First Meeting Meme
Rules:
01. Post your character, fandom and preference.
02. Go to RNG, roll and tag others. Since this is a first meeting meme, tag characters your character has never met. If you’re tagging characters you already RP with, then it defeats the purpose of this meme.
03. Tag around! Don’t just throw your characters in the meme, and make no effort to play with others. Remember, this is meme is for interacting with new muses, not canonmates.
04. DON'T FORGET TO LOOP YOUR THREADS! <3
05. Have fun!
Prompts:
01. At A Bar: You’re out with your friends, or maybe by yourself, and someone catches your eye. Don’t be shy! Go say hi, or give them a cheesy pickup line.
02. Grocery Store: Maybe the both of you are eying the same frozen dinner, or maybe you’re both grabbing for the same apple. Whatever the case, chat them up!
03. Laundromat: Whoops! Did you just drop your panties/boxers on the floor? Don’t worry! There’s a friendly stranger there to help you pick them up, or maybe just look awkward and blush a lot.
04. Blind Date: Your friend thinks you need a life so they’ve set you up on a date!
05. A Long Line: Both of you are stuck next to each other in a long line. Strike up a conversation!
06. Work: Maybe your cubicles are next to each other’s, or maybe you work in the same building. Or, maybe you’re a delivery person, delivering something to the other person.
07. Public Transportation: Subway, bus, train, airplane. Whatever the case, you’re now sitting next to this person.
08. Jail: You’ve both been put in the same cell (let’s just pretend there are coed cells), and now you have nothing but time to chat.
09. Wildcard: Pick whatever you want!
Rules:
01. Post your character, fandom and preference.
02. Go to RNG, roll and tag others. Since this is a first meeting meme, tag characters your character has never met. If you’re tagging characters you already RP with, then it defeats the purpose of this meme.
03. Tag around! Don’t just throw your characters in the meme, and make no effort to play with others. Remember, this is meme is for interacting with new muses, not canonmates.
04. DON'T FORGET TO LOOP YOUR THREADS! <3
05. Have fun!
Prompts:
01. At A Bar: You’re out with your friends, or maybe by yourself, and someone catches your eye. Don’t be shy! Go say hi, or give them a cheesy pickup line.
02. Grocery Store: Maybe the both of you are eying the same frozen dinner, or maybe you’re both grabbing for the same apple. Whatever the case, chat them up!
03. Laundromat: Whoops! Did you just drop your panties/boxers on the floor? Don’t worry! There’s a friendly stranger there to help you pick them up, or maybe just look awkward and blush a lot.
04. Blind Date: Your friend thinks you need a life so they’ve set you up on a date!
05. A Long Line: Both of you are stuck next to each other in a long line. Strike up a conversation!
06. Work: Maybe your cubicles are next to each other’s, or maybe you work in the same building. Or, maybe you’re a delivery person, delivering something to the other person.
07. Public Transportation: Subway, bus, train, airplane. Whatever the case, you’re now sitting next to this person.
08. Jail: You’ve both been put in the same cell (let’s just pretend there are coed cells), and now you have nothing but time to chat.
09. Wildcard: Pick whatever you want!
