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notkinkypatchMaaaan, you fuckers don't know how to treat a lady. An alley, forreal? That's the nicest goddamn place your lumpy dick could think of? Better get back to pussy sailin' 101- owowowowoOW FUCK THAT'S MY PANCREAS, YA BALLSACK, IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU DON'T GOT GAME! [If the alley isn't familiar than the high pitched, yet manly wheeze of a shriek should be incredibly familiar.
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
Date: 2013-01-29 08:28 am (UTC)whatever qurl you know u want this dHe's pretty focused on ignoring the pain in his leg and the moaning of that hobo (was the guy really getting off on crime and punishment? Really? Jesus christ, he needs a goddamn job) that it takes him a moment to notice her stare. It's a bit unnerving and he sweats bullets, his eyebrow quirking in puzzlement. Is she second guessing the rescue or?]Hm? Do I got somethin' on my face? I didn't get my eyebrow seared off again, did I? Ah, shit.
((I REALLY HOPE SO! I'M...EXCITENERVOUS? YEAH! Mostly by the app...and the...newness...also you will always be able to caress his hair ass, but only if you swear not to tell Otae-san before the wedding.
oooh who are you wanting to app?
I'D LOVE TO DO ANOTHER! YESSS! BUT! Only if you get to your current rps you poot! You bad bad girl~ Yes when you're done with your threads I'd absolutely LOVE to do another! What do you have in mind?))
Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
Date: 2013-01-29 09:37 am (UTC)[She glances up at the sky, realizing how yeah dang she's really gotta head back. ...And the sounds coming from that hobo are starting to get her just teensy-bit unsettled.]
"I really should go now, but..." [She's trying to find the right way to say this, taking a small pause before she continues.] "Be safe, Badou... Please." [And with that, she takes Badou's scarred hand between her and gives it a very small squeeze before turning away from the alleyway.]
[But oh, she almost forgot something! Alex rummages in her her bag of groceries and tosses an orange at the red-head, a shy smile shown.] "For you! ...Take care, now..."
[The words at the end sounded almost like a mutter. But now she's really off, walkin' away with that ripped dress and not giving any shits about it. Geez she's gonna need an aspirin when she gets back. Or two. Or five.]
(( Yes good the ass will be mine mmmmm.... Otae-san doesn't need to know of course not... Oh um I thinking maybe maybe of apping this one guy from Ristorante Paradiso, Gigi? The one that's really cute and just eats and has a wine fetish. URGHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE I'LL GET TO THOSE G-GEEEEEEEEZ. (You're so mean, Senpai...) But since I suck so bad at like coming up with an original scenario I'm just glancing at the meme thingy we did before and the public transportation or bar ones sound really good ahhh... I really love them both so if you like one more than the other we can just do the one you like! ))
Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
Date: 2013-01-29 10:15 am (UTC)[Her soft, delicate hand in his, that encouraging squeeze, makes Badou startle and doki doki a little. Not much though, because he's hard boiled and not a high school girl. He's a tad disappointed to see her go, but he knows he'll see her again soon.] See ya round, Alex. Twice is more'n a coincidence now. 'm sure I'll be seein' you around. You watch your perky cute ass too, ya hear? No more of this hard boiled Death Defyin bullshit. Leave that to me an Bruce Willis.
[Something orange comes flying and hits him in the nose, but he catches it with a squawk and a questioning gaze. Is this her...calling card. Whatever, he enjoys the view mucho-ly as she walks away. Once again. Was this going to be a common theme? Yes.]
((You are such a shit, if I grow FOND of them I'm gonna kick your ass.
Also yeah we don't need to be killed by Otae-san, I wouldn't wish that death on my worst enemy. Maybe. also THAT CUTE OLD GUY YOU RPED AT ZOD?? KYAAAAH~ damn RIGHT YOU GET ON THOSE REPLIES! /waves fist
DUUUUDE I'd love to do the public transportation one! u-unless your heart of hearts is calling for the bar one..both would be awesome and I'm sure we'll get to both eventually))
Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
Date: 2013-01-29 11:13 am (UTC)Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
Date: 2013-01-29 11:28 am (UTC)ahhh I'm so glad you wanna bring him, you were so excited for him before and I'm glad you get a second chance~
WATER U GONNA DO TO BADOU'S ANUS......I'M SUSPICIOUS....AUTOMATICALLY...I'M GONNA BE PROTECTING HIS DONG DAMMIT!
OFC it's gonna be trains, best way to travel (that ain't planes...Badou can't afford that with his shitty salary.) I'll set it up tomor- er later today cause it is 6:30am and I'm hella tired too. GET ON YOUR OTHER THREADS ASAP OR I'LL SPANK YOU~
guh i'm excite =u= YOU POOT!))