"Hard boiled egg on a man's heart." [Fire Dick and The Legs]

[notkinkypatch]

Maaaan, you fuckers don't know how to treat a lady. An alley, forreal? That's the nicest goddamn place your lumpy dick could think of? Better get back to pussy sailin' 101- owowowowoOW FUCK THAT'S MY PANCREAS, YA BALLSACK, IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU DON'T GOT GAME! [If the alley isn't familiar than the high pitched, yet manly wheeze of a shriek should be incredibly familiar.
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]

C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....

[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]

Comments

Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[benriya_secretary]

(( Yes yes all is going according to pla- I MEAN WHOA MAN GROWING FOND OF THEM!!??? And yes that exact old guy! I loved playing him for the short while I did but I think Zod's setting wound up not being the best for him or st like that... But yeah gosh I am getting more and more excited to maybe bring him~. Public transportation it is!!! Heh heh heh... Oh just you see what I'm gonna do in that one I'll just say you will seriously want to kick my ass. I'm gonna get to the other replies tomorrow though cause dang I'm tired but if ya want feel free to set up the thread...thing. Whatever mode of transportation they're in is totally cool with me, though the train sounds kinda nice.... ))

Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[notkinkypatch]

((YOU ARE SUCH A SHIT! A SHIT A SHIT! I'M GONNA FART ON YOU AS WELL! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FOND OF THEM.......I wonder how Badou'll do in a world with little to no technology...
ahhh I'm so glad you wanna bring him, you were so excited for him before and I'm glad you get a second chance~
WATER U GONNA DO TO BADOU'S ANUS......I'M SUSPICIOUS....AUTOMATICALLY...I'M GONNA BE PROTECTING HIS DONG DAMMIT!
OFC it's gonna be trains, best way to travel (that ain't planes...Badou can't afford that with his shitty salary.) I'll set it up tomor- er later today cause it is 6:30am and I'm hella tired too. GET ON YOUR OTHER THREADS ASAP OR I'LL SPANK YOU~
guh i'm excite =u= YOU POOT!))