Badou Nails (
notkinkypatch) wrote2013-01-24 12:15 am
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"Hard boiled egg on a man's heart." [Fire Dick and The Legs]
Maaaan, you fuckers don't know how to treat a lady. An alley, forreal? That's the nicest goddamn place your lumpy dick could think of? Better get back to pussy sailin' 101- owowowowoOW FUCK THAT'S MY PANCREAS, YA BALLSACK, IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU DON'T GOT GAME! [If the alley isn't familiar than the high pitched, yet manly wheeze of a shriek should be incredibly familiar.
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]
C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....
[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits
[So there she is with her bag of groceries, walking through the alleyways that she knows far too well. That is, until, she hears a shriek, a pretty familiar-sounding shriek that suddenly brought her back to a certain day when she went to the laundromat.] "Badou...?"
[She follows the shrieking and yelling until finding a familiar red-headed guy with an eyepatch getting ganged on by four other guys. She makes eye contact with Badou for just a second before quickly ducking behind the wall, groceries still in hand.] "Oh crap... ... No, I've got to do something, but what?"
(( SUGAR TITTIES PLEASE I AM HONORED. And yes I replied to this right away because I was too excited hhhhhh. ))
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Is this what his brother meant when he said going out in one last bang party? His stomach lurches.]
HeyheyHEYHEY now this ain't what dreams're made of, you wanna go to art school an deeply disappoint your folks before takin on a masterpiece like me, h-haaaaaaaaaah...
[But there, in the corner of his eye, he sees movement and meets the gaze of that chick from the laundromat. She ducks away before he can do much of anything warn her away, plead her and give her his firstborn or otherwise]
(I'M SORRY I TOOK FOREVER I WAS ON THE TOILET! I'm uber fuckin excited ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~))
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"I know what I can do to buy him some time, but..." [She whispers her thoughts and eventually sighs. Of course she knows she can't just leave this guy like this, but Alex is aware she could just be putting herself in complete danger too. Looks like she's gonna bite the bullet though.]
[She carefully sets her bag of groceries down before fixing up her hair and dress, letting that cleavage really show itself. She counts to three in her head, and then there she is walking right there in the alley towards the thugs, putting on a show.]
"Why don't you big guys give it a rest with the red-head there? I was on my way somewhere, but I had to take a look at strong men like you." [She stops just a few feet away from them, showing a nice little peek of her g-string while she's at it.] "C'mon, let's go have some somewhere else. Though, hm... I think you're gonna need to decide who goes first." [Little do they know that she's sweating like crazy out of nervousness...]
(( Noo shhh it's okay one must use the toilet it is important~ Also I'm sort of like hnnnnnnn it would cool if there was like a Heine/Worick/Nicolas in here too is that just me........ ))
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Well now. Gotta say, sweetheart. It ain't just our mugs n guns that you gotta take a good look at. But I promise, this view's just as handsome an beefy. [Puffing out his chest, he abandons his art project (with one final punch to the face) and circles Alex hungrily.]
Seein' as I'm the big fuckin boss, owner of about six fine casinos, you an me're gonna take a ride first.
Be still your bloated taint...[Badou blurts. And totally oogles her g-string'd booty as well. C'mon, he's been through hell, he deserves it. Though he gets pressed harder to the wall in retaliation, the boys are distracted enough to let their grip ease on him. And in that moment he was infinite-]
NEWSFLASH, YOU LAME ASS FUCKERS! HOT BABES WITH LEGS LIKE THAT DON'T PUT OUT UNLESS THERE'S DRINKS OR GINGERS IN DISTRESS! [He jerks out of restraining hands, elbows thug 2 in the throat, and goes for 3's gun. All hell promptly breaks loose. He just hopes that was enough of a signal for Alex to duck n run]
((dammit I can do BETTER than this ughugh- also I KNOW RIGHT!! I'D LOVE TO GET MY NOCOLAS IN ON THIS BUT....MAYBE? though wait dont you have a nicolas, even if she does wanna do it I dont wanna like, assume or press on anyone's butthole....))
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"An' just where the hell do you think yer goin', babe!?"
"H-hey! Let go of me! Let go!" [She tries to loosen the thug's grip, but he doesn't look like he's going anywhere. Just another mess you got yourself into, Alex...]
(( Shhh no no it's fiiiine I had no idea what I was doing in my post before~ Also wah this is a tiny bit late gomen I was like out for almost two days nonstop;;; Oh but with my Nicolas I'm pretty sure he won't be able to do it... Like one he just really doesn't wanna use dreamwidth (he's a stubborn poopoohead like that) and he replies kind of... all over the place cause he's busy a lot of the time. Sometimes it's a lot of replies quickly or he doesn't get to stuff for like several days;;; ))
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Badou uses thug three as a meat shield for the rest of his buddy's open fire, so three isn't as lucky as Badou's bleeding wound. The bastard's full of holes.] MooooTHERFUCK, MAN! TIME OUT, TIME OUT! [Four is so surprised that he actually does adhere to the time out.]
THAT WAS FUCKIN LOW, OPENIN FIRE ON THE GINGER IMPAIRED! The union's gonna have your asses on a goddamn platter of fufu or whatever. [As he says this he opens fire on the fuckers kneecaps, sending him bellowing like a female cat with a barbed cat dick up his ass, to the ground.]
Oh, my bad...time in, brah. So. [His narrow eyed, pained gaze flickers to the hostage situation. This is gonna be tricky] Why don't you go back to the titty bars an relearn them manners when it comes to ladies from Felicity an her fifty year old sag. Let the girl go an I won't do what I did to your big bad boys with a five minute mexican standoff.
((no worries at all, darling~ I hope your outings were fun! also nonono- I mean yeah, I would have jumped at the chance with your Nico too, but I meant uh mine, too! I asked her but havent gotten a response yet..then again tumblr is eating messages...maybe I'll ask her again....well aside from the not using dw thing, I wouldn't have minded late replies regardless, I understand people are busy! But again, it's all good! We are independent women, don't need no sexy nico!))
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"Heh, ya really think I'd let a nice pair o' tits like this go ta waste? Fuck off, Red, 'less ya want me ta tear 'er arm right off."
[But Alex looks like she's not having any of this, nope nope. She clenches her free hand into a fist.] "I said let me go!" [And with a well-placed stomp of her heeled shoes, she stabs the thug right on his feet, enough for him to let go of Alex and howl in pain.]
"Go away!" [She yells, pushing the thug away from her and running out of the alley and behind a wall. Why this why this.]
(( Oh yeah yeah of course if your Nic can make it that would be totally awesome too~ But gomen I actually tried calling him a bit earlier about it and he's still like 'ehhhh I really don't wanna, sorry'. I'm telling you, he's a poopoohead. ))
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Wooow brah, you're still willin' to fuck a one armed chick, after all this drama? You're such a goddamn gentleman, I change my mind about you. An here I thought you were some loser with a limp dick.
[One more left. Thug two, the lone cock ranger, has a distinct stain quickly gaining speed across his crotch and down his leg. The man looks torn between his downed comrades and Alex's fleeing titties.]
Well? You can either fuck off now an get wet pants or croak now an be seen at your funeral with shit stained tightie whities. Your choice. [Badou sighs and makes a half-assed swipe at his leg. What a pathetic individual.]
((Welp I've gotta check my tumblr messages and see if tumblr ate it =_= but yeah I'll ask her. BABES SHHH DONT WORRY! It's on him, that choice. Unfortunately we can't kinkily force him or anything. So no worries, we have loads of fun on our own))
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[The thug stands there with his stained pants and grunts at Badou's swipe. He looks at Badou, then at Alex, then back at Badou. But he realizes that the best choice is to run, unless he seriously wants the taste of lead that bad.]
"I'll fuckin' remember this! You and yer little whore better watch out if ya know what's good fer ya!"
[The thug runs off, straight past Alex. And Alex? Well, Alex kind of falls to her knees on the ground, breathing heavily but thankful that that little, uh, detour is over.] "I'm.... glad you're okay, Badou..."
(( I wish I could kinkily force him sighhhh........ Oh but gosh sorry if I'm being like too hhhhhhhhhh with getting your Nic into this, I'm just really excited. ;;; But yeah of course we have a lot of fun with just us!! Don't need no man~ ))
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[Badou rolls his eyes, clicks the safety back into place, and shoves the gun into the waistband of his pants. Now on to the most important matter: Alex. After their heartwarming introduction, he'd gathered that she was used to shit like this. But he still has to make sure she's all good. After all, she could have just run off. Why didn't she, is the better question.
He saunters over to her, limping slightly, leg stinging, and crouches down next to her.] I'm all good, babe. All in a day's work. You alright? The hell were you thinkin....
[He shakes his head and sighs, but his heart is ceasing from escaping through his ass, and the corners of his mouth are softened and fond.]
((I know babes, I know /holds/ you aren't being hhhh or anything dear, shush! I'm excited too, I think the dynamic would be hilarious. With either of our Nicos! /brushes shoulder off/ fuck yeah, we got this!))
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[She quickly rummages through her bag of groceries and pulls out a bottle of Perrier and a small tissue. Okay, so it's not exactly the best substitute, but it should do the job. .......Hopefully.] "Can you, um... Roll up your pants?"
[She shoots a quick look at Badou, knowing that he might get the wrong idea.]
(( If I end up shipping this I stg I'm going to poop all over the walls. HHHHHHHHH why didn't I reply to this earlier fucking VIDEO GAMES and TUMBLR ))
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[His mouth curves into a skeevy grin right on cue, though it's tight due to the pain. He IS a big damn baby but the babydom is slow to act due to Titty McJustice here.] You want me to take my pants off, Officer Legs? So you can properly frisk an attend my wounds? What justice.
((DONT POOP ON THE WALLS! i mean that is decorated art but. HEH. If you start shipping this I'm gonna laugh so hard. also no worries, I was in the shower anyhow ;)))
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[So there's a ton of bruises, some blood, and worse: a bullet hole. Thankfully, Alex can still see the actual bullet, and she feels a gross feeling well up in her stomach. Silent for a short while, she wipes off the blood trickling down his leg as well as dabbing gently at the bruises. Her eye falls onto the bullet hole on Badou's thigh again.]
"That bullet in your leg... I..." [She reaches a hand towards the wound, wanting to just yank out that dang bullet from the guy's body, but she hesitates and reels back.] "You really need to do something about that, or it's only going to get... I'm sorry..." [And now she's crying. She's crying because she's feels useless. She's crying because she tried to save this guy, and he wound up getting hurt anyway. How's that fair at all?]
(( RESISTS THE SHIPPING. RESISTING....... ))
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Speaking of the beauty in question, she is currently in tears. Badou sputters and flails his arms before his hands find purchase on her shoulders, rubbing awkwardly]
HeyhEYHEYhey...chillaaax, babe. I've had way worse'n this. Just...j-just...yoink it an I'll be fiiine. I'm a hard boiled fucker, now stop cryin. People're gonna think 'm breakin' up with you an you shot me or somethin'. I don't want you to be on Fem Fatale Fridays. [Through a grimace, he attempts a reassuring smile. She said she saw shit like this all the time, so why was she getting all worked up? Made him feel bad, dammit...like he'd traumatized her.]
((HEH...you better hope I am not...influenced...into taking Badou or somebody to your game. Not for SUSPICIOUS PURPOSES. It is a pretty active place and stuff...but IDK I don't wanna be weird.))
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[A guy that could stand up for Alex and not just look at her like she was just another whore on the sidewalk is more than enough for her to consider him a friend, even if he may not feel the same.]
[So now she's moving her shaking hand back towards Badou's leg, sniffles all the more present. Her breathing becomes heavy as her finger lightly taps the bullet for getting a good grip with her index and thumb. And now the little tug-of-war starts with Alex against Badou's leg muscles to see who gets a hold of that bullet. She seems to be taking it like a champ, though.]
(( NO OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING COOL IF YOU BROUGHT HIM OR SOMEONE (MAYBE KONDO-SAN??????). I would love to rp with you there too and we could of course just do our own little thing separate from that! Just think about it, think about what your HEART wants~ ))
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[Badou squirms in pain and keeps one hand gripping at Alex's shoulder while the other presses against his face, attempting to shield the tears out of his eye from Alex's pretty eagle eyes. Holy fuck this really does hurt, but he's actually doing a lot better than normal.]
((YOU SHITHEAD YOU ALREADY KNOW BY THE FACT THAT I EVEN SUGGEST IT TO YOU THAT MY HEART IS TELLING ME YES......I'M KINDA SCARED...BUT....I THINK I NEED MORE SPICE IN HIS LIFE, Y'KNOW? I love my game SO FUCKING MUCH but I think I can handle another game at this point too.))
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[No, instead, the blood-curdling scream causes Alex hand to jerk so quickly and violently that the bullet comes straight out of Badou's thigh, coated with blood and glinting slightly in the sun.] "U-uhm... I... Got it?" [Yeah, no other words for her to say while she's got this thing between her two fingers and staring at it blankly.]
(( Yes yes good make the life spicier... Have it your way, BK... But yeah of course you've got your other community and stuff too yeah! ))
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....Oh wait, you got it...[Badou croaks half heartedly, his eye flickering from the bullet between her fingers and Alex's face. And then a tiny flicker to her cleavage for a second, but most of his attention is on his savior's face and not just her rad tits] H-haaaaah, see babe? T-toldja you got this. My f-favorite nurse yet.
((YEAH! GET READY FOR A GINGER WHOPPER! oh god I hope I can do this....I-I got this....right? Right! I GOT THIS))
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[She's silent for a bit, with only the sound of her breathing being heard. Her boobs are probably pressed against Badou for a second time, but she doesn't care. Just, holy shit she helped someone. She really isn't so useless as she thinks she can be.]
"You know..." [She finally speaks, though it's really more like a murmur.] "With everything that's happened to me for as far as I can sort of remember, I kept thinking that I didn't mean much at all... Just a whore slaving for one guy and now dead weight for two guys who I'm not sure even need someone like me. But now... Maybe I..." [She stops herself short. Sheesh Alex, you're too young and hot to keep getting mad at yourself all the time.]
(( Of course you doooooooo! What sucks is like they're not opening apps until like... The 1st of March?? They like open apps every other month which is like whoa dang sounds kind of exclusive. ))
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Ohhhh yeah, even within a touching moment, he is all too aware of the searing touch of those tits against his chest. Giggity giggity.]
There, there...we totally kicked dick. We make a good team. You're the cutest person whose ever taken somethin outta me, gotta say...[He worriedly mutters within the silence and the moaning hobo down the alley. When she finally breaks that silence, his brow furrows in confusion. The girl doesn't think too highly of herself, does she.]
Yo, I ain't into hittin' chicks so the best I can do is dutch oven ya if you keep talkin shit like that. 'm pretty sure two dumbass men like them will be fuckin helpless without you. I woulda limped over to that hobo an batted off a BJ in exchange for gettin' this thing pulled out if you weren't here. You make a fuckton of difference. [He pats her on the head again as he finishes, jeez, he ain't good at shitty pep talks, don't do this to him. Especially as ghetto as he looks with one pant leg pulled up and blood rolling.]
((I DO I TOTALLY DO! EVEN IF I'M NERVOUS....and you're sure I won't be like, cramping your style? I promise I wont hang off your junk too much...also yeah, thats a long ass time away. It's a tad intimidating but at least this'll give me time to get ready and shit.))
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[God, the waterworks look like they're gonna start again from the red-heads kind words, but Alex instead gives him a smile. Like a really warm. 'I really appreciate that' smile.]
"Thanks, Badou... Really. It... feels nice to hear those kinds of pep-talk words from you." [She wipes a tear but giggles in the process.] "Ha, I really can be lame with all of this moping, huh?" [She feels herself (and her boobs) bouncing back to life, like a kind of weight's been lifted off of her. But oh god, there's still that, uh, bleeding problem going on.]
"O-oh, crap...! Um, just a second. I'm not a doctor, but this is probably the most I can do..." [She grips her black dress tightly and actually tears a part of it off (she's probably got bajillion copies of the same thing anyway). Not enough for some unneeded fanservice, but enough to serve a cloth that she uses to wrap around Badou's leg to stop the bleeding.]
"I know it's not much, but I think it should stop the bleeding. Um... Hopefully."
(( Why would you cramp my style? ;a; I would seriously be like so happy if you joined cause then I wouldn't feel so like 'oh god oh god am I doing something wrong um okay just act natural'. Like really! And yeah it totally gives time to like think of shit to put in for stuff in the app and all that cool stuff~ ))
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PFFT, are you kiddin? I work with this vaginaphobic fruitcake who's nothing but whinin' about bein a test tube zombie crack baby an his brother that's got a boner for him. Not to mention he's got a cute amazon chick on his ass now, time he got over it. [You never saw Badou angsting to a mute loli over his dead sibling, right? Totally over it. What a pussy, that Heine.]
S'all good, Doctor Quinn. You did good. I dunno what I can do to repay you, besides givin' you free reign over my hot bod. [He side eyes her for a moment, thrilled the waterworks seem to be over...but totes disappoint over the heart wrenching separation of him and her tits.] I hope I ain't keepin' you from your boys...?
((W-WELL...I DUNNO...because I've only had one game till now and am still...awk with stuff. And PSH qurl, you're getting the hang of it. I'm proud! And I'd be honored to share this experience with you! I'm already crying over the app tbh...mostly at my own....old app for badou and how shitty it is and thinking of all the work I'm gonna have to do now.))
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[She shakes her head and laughs softly at Badou's very generous offer.] "Thanks, but... I think I'm gonna have to pass on that. Uh, not that you don't have a nice-looking body, or... That... Came out badly." [Well hey, if Alex was on that friends with benefits level with Badou, maybe she wouldn't be so against anything. Just maybe.]
[And when Badou mentions Alex keeping the two guys waiting, she basically stands herself right up in a flash.] "I completely forgot...! I-I really should go, or they might think I got into some trouble." [But as she's ready to say goodbye to Badou, she glances at his pretty crappily-bandaged leg.]
"You're... Going to be okay walking on your own, right? Here... Give me your hand." [A soft and delicate hand reaches out to the red-head with the eyepatch.]
(( Honored? Aw geez now youse just tryin' ta make me blush u///u Oh yeah but jesus I know the app was like really fricken intimidating I was like am I applying for a full time job or something. ))
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[Not likely, but Badou enjoys making her blush. Her sudden flash- of not tits but action makes him chuckle. Her hand causes him pause. She's already done so much an she isn't running the other way? Huh. Weird. His leg gives a warning twinge.]
I'm five by five, babe, really, I don't want your boys to attempt to kick my ninja skilled asscheeks an fail an cry onto your apron but-...well okay if you insist. [He bashfully takes her soft hand in his scarred one, attempts to distract her from the ugly texture of the scar, and slowly rises to his wobbly feet.]
((OH NO, NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET~ But it's the truth, tho. seriously, I feel like I'm applying for life insurance or something. I'm pretty scared....but I want something to fucking DO with Badou! And maybe probably Kondo. He's bored and I'M bored.))
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[When Badou's up and standing on his feet, Alex feels just a little bit relieved. The "using part of her dress as some kind of crappy bandage" was something of a success? Her hand feels the roughness of Badou's hand, and Alex notices the scar covering it. She's... tempted to ask him about it, but she also knows when to hold back on certain questions.]
[She kind of stares at Badou for a small moment, giving him a good, hard look. She can't describe it, but there really is something about the guy that makes her attracted to him. Not romantically per-say, but in a way that has her know he's someone she can depend on. 'Not like she could really remember having some if any friends when working with Barry. Before that? Well, that's all just a foggy blur, isn't it?]
"Ah! Sorry, I..." [She catches herself staring at Badou for maybe too awkwardly long.] "N-no, nevermind."
(( Well hopefully you'll be able to DO ALL THE THINGS YOUR HEART DESIRES~~~~ And ah yes if Kondo joins to I will be able to possibly caress his hairy butt... I'm actually debating bringing another character in when they open apps again but hmmm... Also... Would you... Like to do... A...No...Ther??? I'm sorry but I am seriously having too much fun with this I'm even sort of putting off my other rp's because this is so fun ahhhhhhhhh..... ))
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whatever qurl you know u want this dHe's pretty focused on ignoring the pain in his leg and the moaning of that hobo (was the guy really getting off on crime and punishment? Really? Jesus christ, he needs a goddamn job) that it takes him a moment to notice her stare. It's a bit unnerving and he sweats bullets, his eyebrow quirking in puzzlement. Is she second guessing the rescue or?]Hm? Do I got somethin' on my face? I didn't get my eyebrow seared off again, did I? Ah, shit.
((I REALLY HOPE SO! I'M...EXCITENERVOUS? YEAH! Mostly by the app...and the...newness...also you will always be able to caress his hair ass, but only if you swear not to tell Otae-san before the wedding.
oooh who are you wanting to app?
I'D LOVE TO DO ANOTHER! YESSS! BUT! Only if you get to your current rps you poot! You bad bad girl~ Yes when you're done with your threads I'd absolutely LOVE to do another! What do you have in mind?))
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[She glances up at the sky, realizing how yeah dang she's really gotta head back. ...And the sounds coming from that hobo are starting to get her just teensy-bit unsettled.]
"I really should go now, but..." [She's trying to find the right way to say this, taking a small pause before she continues.] "Be safe, Badou... Please." [And with that, she takes Badou's scarred hand between her and gives it a very small squeeze before turning away from the alleyway.]
[But oh, she almost forgot something! Alex rummages in her her bag of groceries and tosses an orange at the red-head, a shy smile shown.] "For you! ...Take care, now..."
[The words at the end sounded almost like a mutter. But now she's really off, walkin' away with that ripped dress and not giving any shits about it. Geez she's gonna need an aspirin when she gets back. Or two. Or five.]
(( Yes good the ass will be mine mmmmm.... Otae-san doesn't need to know of course not... Oh um I thinking maybe maybe of apping this one guy from Ristorante Paradiso, Gigi? The one that's really cute and just eats and has a wine fetish. URGHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE I'LL GET TO THOSE G-GEEEEEEEEZ. (You're so mean, Senpai...) But since I suck so bad at like coming up with an original scenario I'm just glancing at the meme thingy we did before and the public transportation or bar ones sound really good ahhh... I really love them both so if you like one more than the other we can just do the one you like! ))
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[Her soft, delicate hand in his, that encouraging squeeze, makes Badou startle and doki doki a little. Not much though, because he's hard boiled and not a high school girl. He's a tad disappointed to see her go, but he knows he'll see her again soon.] See ya round, Alex. Twice is more'n a coincidence now. 'm sure I'll be seein' you around. You watch your perky cute ass too, ya hear? No more of this hard boiled Death Defyin bullshit. Leave that to me an Bruce Willis.
[Something orange comes flying and hits him in the nose, but he catches it with a squawk and a questioning gaze. Is this her...calling card. Whatever, he enjoys the view mucho-ly as she walks away. Once again. Was this going to be a common theme? Yes.]
((You are such a shit, if I grow FOND of them I'm gonna kick your ass.
Also yeah we don't need to be killed by Otae-san, I wouldn't wish that death on my worst enemy. Maybe. also THAT CUTE OLD GUY YOU RPED AT ZOD?? KYAAAAH~ damn RIGHT YOU GET ON THOSE REPLIES! /waves fist
DUUUUDE I'd love to do the public transportation one! u-unless your heart of hearts is calling for the bar one..both would be awesome and I'm sure we'll get to both eventually))
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ahhh I'm so glad you wanna bring him, you were so excited for him before and I'm glad you get a second chance~
WATER U GONNA DO TO BADOU'S ANUS......I'M SUSPICIOUS....AUTOMATICALLY...I'M GONNA BE PROTECTING HIS DONG DAMMIT!
OFC it's gonna be trains, best way to travel (that ain't planes...Badou can't afford that with his shitty salary.) I'll set it up tomor- er later today cause it is 6:30am and I'm hella tired too. GET ON YOUR OTHER THREADS ASAP OR I'LL SPANK YOU~
guh i'm excite =u= YOU POOT!))