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Badou Nails ([personal profile] notkinkypatch) wrote2013-01-24 12:15 am

"Hard boiled egg on a man's heart." [Fire Dick and The Legs]

Maaaan, you fuckers don't know how to treat a lady. An alley, forreal? That's the nicest goddamn place your lumpy dick could think of? Better get back to pussy sailin' 101- owowowowoOW FUCK THAT'S MY PANCREAS, YA BALLSACK, IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU DON'T GOT GAME! [If the alley isn't familiar than the high pitched, yet manly wheeze of a shriek should be incredibly familiar.
If one decides to mosey and stroll down a particularly loud alley, past the sleeping hobo and the piss stains on the walls, you will find about four common, grubby thugs roughing up a bruised, battered, and rapidly babbling redhead.]


C-c'mon, bruh, 'm just trynna make a livin, pay my taxes an shit. Sesame Street might'a ended in season 69, but you oughta thank hard boiled fuckers like me for teachin ya the moral of not fuckin' boystitutes with the curtains open! Can't believe your mama didn't teach you better....

[As he's pressed against the wall, restrained and taking another dose of a fist to the face for that yo mama comment, Badou can't help but wheeze and whimper...he HAD EVEN LOST HIS FUCKING CIGARETTES IN THE DUMPSTER HE'D HIDDEN IN! Where the fuck was his meatshield when he needed him to bust some balls?!]
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Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-24 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Errands, errands, and more errands. Here Alex thought when she was given the job as secretary, she would just be answering phone calls. She didn't know that she would also be in charge of the grocery (and cigarette) shopping, the laundry, and everything else. ...Not that it really bothered her, though. Sure beat working on the streets for some messed up guy.]

[So there she is with her bag of groceries, walking through the alleyways that she knows far too well. That is, until, she hears a shriek, a pretty familiar-sounding shriek that suddenly brought her back to a certain day when she went to the laundromat.] "Badou...?"

[She follows the shrieking and yelling until finding a familiar red-headed guy with an eyepatch getting ganged on by four other guys. She makes eye contact with Badou for just a second before quickly ducking behind the wall, groceries still in hand.] "Oh crap... ... No, I've got to do something, but what?"

(( SUGAR TITTIES PLEASE I AM HONORED. And yes I replied to this right away because I was too excited hhhhhh. ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-24 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[More and more screams. More and more sounds of this guy getting beaten to a pulp. Meanwhile Alex over here is listening to all of it and tightening her grip on the paper bag of groceries.]

"I know what I can do to buy him some time, but..." [She whispers her thoughts and eventually sighs. Of course she knows she can't just leave this guy like this, but Alex is aware she could just be putting herself in complete danger too. Looks like she's gonna bite the bullet though.]

[She carefully sets her bag of groceries down before fixing up her hair and dress, letting that cleavage really show itself. She counts to three in her head, and then there she is walking right there in the alley towards the thugs, putting on a show.]

"Why don't you big guys give it a rest with the red-head there? I was on my way somewhere, but I had to take a look at strong men like you." [She stops just a few feet away from them, showing a nice little peek of her g-string while she's at it.] "C'mon, let's go have some somewhere else. Though, hm... I think you're gonna need to decide who goes first." [Little do they know that she's sweating like crazy out of nervousness...]

(( Noo shhh it's okay one must use the toilet it is important~ Also I'm sort of like hnnnnnnn it would cool if there was like a Heine/Worick/Nicolas in here too is that just me........ ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-26 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Her legs to start to shake as the so-called leader makes his way towards her, but Alex keeps trying to put on a confident face. That is, until, Badou suddenly yells and the other thugs start grunting in pain. Taking that as a queue to run, Alex makes a run out of the alley, but the head honcho grabs her arm.]

"An' just where the hell do you think yer goin', babe!?"

"H-hey! Let go of me! Let go!" [She tries to loosen the thug's grip, but he doesn't look like he's going anywhere. Just another mess you got yourself into, Alex...]

(( Shhh no no it's fiiiine I had no idea what I was doing in my post before~ Also wah this is a tiny bit late gomen I was like out for almost two days nonstop;;; Oh but with my Nicolas I'm pretty sure he won't be able to do it... Like one he just really doesn't wanna use dreamwidth (he's a stubborn poopoohead like that) and he replies kind of... all over the place cause he's busy a lot of the time. Sometimes it's a lot of replies quickly or he doesn't get to stuff for like several days;;; ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-26 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Gunshots are flying back and forth and back and forth, and Alex is meanwhile doing some half-assed waltz with this guy who's still got her tightly by the arm. When Badou manages to bust a cap in two of the thugs, he tries to convince Alex's captor into letting her go, but it doesn't look like he's giving up that easily.]

"Heh, ya really think I'd let a nice pair o' tits like this go ta waste? Fuck off, Red, 'less ya want me ta tear 'er arm right off."

[But Alex looks like she's not having any of this, nope nope. She clenches her free hand into a fist.] "I said let me go!" [And with a well-placed stomp of her heeled shoes, she stabs the thug right on his feet, enough for him to let go of Alex and howl in pain.]

"Go away!" [She yells, pushing the thug away from her and running out of the alley and behind a wall. Why this why this.]

(( Oh yeah yeah of course if your Nic can make it that would be totally awesome too~ But gomen I actually tried calling him a bit earlier about it and he's still like 'ehhhh I really don't wanna, sorry'. I'm telling you, he's a poopoohead. ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's Alex trying to catch her breath, holding her bag of groceries for dear life. Her legs are shaking, and her body of course jolts when hearing several more gunshots. When she remembers that one of the thugs is still around, Alex peeks over the corner to see Badou talking to him. Meanwhile, there's the three bodies of the other thugs, life all drained from them. 'Course, sights like this weren't exactly a new experience for Alex.]

[The thug stands there with his stained pants and grunts at Badou's swipe. He looks at Badou, then at Alex, then back at Badou. But he realizes that the best choice is to run, unless he seriously wants the taste of lead that bad.]

"I'll fuckin' remember this! You and yer little whore better watch out if ya know what's good fer ya!"

[The thug runs off, straight past Alex. And Alex? Well, Alex kind of falls to her knees on the ground, breathing heavily but thankful that that little, uh, detour is over.] "I'm.... glad you're okay, Badou..."

(( I wish I could kinkily force him sighhhh........ Oh but gosh sorry if I'm being like too hhhhhhhhhh with getting your Nic into this, I'm just really excited. ;;; But yeah of course we have a lot of fun with just us!! Don't need no man~ ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-27 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Although Alex is still feeling out of it, she immediately takes note of Badou's leg, nodding her head at Badou's question.] "Y-yeah, I'm fine...! I couldn't just leave you there, so I... Sorry. And your leg..."

[She quickly rummages through her bag of groceries and pulls out a bottle of Perrier and a small tissue. Okay, so it's not exactly the best substitute, but it should do the job. .......Hopefully.] "Can you, um... Roll up your pants?"

[She shoots a quick look at Badou, knowing that he might get the wrong idea.]

(( If I end up shipping this I stg I'm going to poop all over the walls. HHHHHHHHH why didn't I reply to this earlier fucking VIDEO GAMES and TUMBLR ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-27 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[She's actually surprised at Badou's concern, but Alex tries to brush it off in a matter-of-factly way.] "If I did nothing, you'd be full of bullet holes. Even if I got myself in danger, that doesn't matter to me..." [She sighs heavily and tries to ignore Badou's following words, rolling up his pants her self.]

[So there's a ton of bruises, some blood, and worse: a bullet hole. Thankfully, Alex can still see the actual bullet, and she feels a gross feeling well up in her stomach. Silent for a short while, she wipes off the blood trickling down his leg as well as dabbing gently at the bruises. Her eye falls onto the bullet hole on Badou's thigh again.]

"That bullet in your leg... I..." [She reaches a hand towards the wound, wanting to just yank out that dang bullet from the guy's body, but she hesitates and reels back.] "You really need to do something about that, or it's only going to get... I'm sorry..." [And now she's crying. She's crying because she's feels useless. She's crying because she tried to save this guy, and he wound up getting hurt anyway. How's that fair at all?]

(( RESISTS THE SHIPPING. RESISTING....... ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-28 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Alex continues her crying, but Badou manages to give her a little bit of a reality check. But even though her crying is reduced to sniffles, tears are still welling up in her eyes as she nods at Badou with a lump in her throat.] "Just... You were supposed to be okay... This wasn't supposed to happen..."

[A guy that could stand up for Alex and not just look at her like she was just another whore on the sidewalk is more than enough for her to consider him a friend, even if he may not feel the same.]

[So now she's moving her shaking hand back towards Badou's leg, sniffles all the more present. Her breathing becomes heavy as her finger lightly taps the bullet for getting a good grip with her index and thumb. And now the little tug-of-war starts with Alex against Badou's leg muscles to see who gets a hold of that bullet. She seems to be taking it like a champ, though.]

(( NO OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING COOL IF YOU BROUGHT HIM OR SOMEONE (MAYBE KONDO-SAN??????). I would love to rp with you there too and we could of course just do our own little thing separate from that! Just think about it, think about what your HEART wants~ ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-28 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[As concentrated as Alex is on getting this dang bullet out of Badou's leg, she feels comforted by Badou's words (even tempted to laugh at the mention of being shot in the ass). Yeah, she can do this, she can do th- JESUS CHRIST the scream almost made her scream if she wasn't so set on getting the bullet out.]

[No, instead, the blood-curdling scream causes Alex hand to jerk so quickly and violently that the bullet comes straight out of Badou's thigh, coated with blood and glinting slightly in the sun.] "U-uhm... I... Got it?" [Yeah, no other words for her to say while she's got this thing between her two fingers and staring at it blankly.]

(( Yes yes good make the life spicier... Have it your way, BK... But yeah of course you've got your other community and stuff too yeah! ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-28 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[That blank stare is still on her face for a sec, until she somehow snaps out of it, probably because of that glance Badou shot at her cleavage. Alex knicks the red-head on the shoulder with a lightly-bundled fist before setting the bullet on the ground next to her and hugging the guy. Yeah, she's a hugger.]

[She's silent for a bit, with only the sound of her breathing being heard. Her boobs are probably pressed against Badou for a second time, but she doesn't care. Just, holy shit she helped someone. She really isn't so useless as she thinks she can be.]

"You know..." [She finally speaks, though it's really more like a murmur.] "With everything that's happened to me for as far as I can sort of remember, I kept thinking that I didn't mean much at all... Just a whore slaving for one guy and now dead weight for two guys who I'm not sure even need someone like me. But now... Maybe I..." [She stops herself short. Sheesh Alex, you're too young and hot to keep getting mad at yourself all the time.]

(( Of course you doooooooo! What sucks is like they're not opening apps until like... The 1st of March?? They like open apps every other month which is like whoa dang sounds kind of exclusive. ))
Edited 2013-01-28 07:02 (UTC)
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-28 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
[All of the compliments Alex receives from Badou she takes silently, although she feels her spirits lift from them. And especially that little pep talk and pat on her head is enough for her to realize that dang she can't just keep on acting all sad like this. ...Even if yeah she really is caught in one giant predicament.]

[God, the waterworks look like they're gonna start again from the red-heads kind words, but Alex instead gives him a smile. Like a really warm. 'I really appreciate that' smile.]

"Thanks, Badou... Really. It... feels nice to hear those kinds of pep-talk words from you." [She wipes a tear but giggles in the process.] "Ha, I really can be lame with all of this moping, huh?" [She feels herself (and her boobs) bouncing back to life, like a kind of weight's been lifted off of her. But oh god, there's still that, uh, bleeding problem going on.]

"O-oh, crap...! Um, just a second. I'm not a doctor, but this is probably the most I can do..." [She grips her black dress tightly and actually tears a part of it off (she's probably got bajillion copies of the same thing anyway). Not enough for some unneeded fanservice, but enough to serve a cloth that she uses to wrap around Badou's leg to stop the bleeding.]

"I know it's not much, but I think it should stop the bleeding. Um... Hopefully."

(( Why would you cramp my style? ;a; I would seriously be like so happy if you joined cause then I wouldn't feel so like 'oh god oh god am I doing something wrong um okay just act natural'. Like really! And yeah it totally gives time to like think of shit to put in for stuff in the app and all that cool stuff~ ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-29 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[A... vaginaphobic... fruitcake... test tube... zombie... crack baby... Seriously, as much as Alex thinks Badou is a pretty cool guy, she seriously wonders if half the stuff he's saying is even real. But like she thought before, it's the guy's charm.]

[She shakes her head and laughs softly at Badou's very generous offer.] "Thanks, but... I think I'm gonna have to pass on that. Uh, not that you don't have a nice-looking body, or... That... Came out badly." [Well hey, if Alex was on that friends with benefits level with Badou, maybe she wouldn't be so against anything. Just maybe.]

[And when Badou mentions Alex keeping the two guys waiting, she basically stands herself right up in a flash.] "I completely forgot...! I-I really should go, or they might think I got into some trouble." [But as she's ready to say goodbye to Badou, she glances at his pretty crappily-bandaged leg.]

"You're... Going to be okay walking on your own, right? Here... Give me your hand." [A soft and delicate hand reaches out to the red-head with the eyepatch.]

(( Honored? Aw geez now youse just tryin' ta make me blush u///u Oh yeah but jesus I know the app was like really fricken intimidating I was like am I applying for a full time job or something. ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-29 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I-I don't know what you're talking about!" [Alex nervously stammers back. Poor Alex, having all this shit happening today and now being put on the spot by this here red-head. Hopefully the subject just fades into nothingness yeah...]

[When Badou's up and standing on his feet, Alex feels just a little bit relieved. The "using part of her dress as some kind of crappy bandage" was something of a success? Her hand feels the roughness of Badou's hand, and Alex notices the scar covering it. She's... tempted to ask him about it, but she also knows when to hold back on certain questions.]

[She kind of stares at Badou for a small moment, giving him a good, hard look. She can't describe it, but there really is something about the guy that makes her attracted to him. Not romantically per-say, but in a way that has her know he's someone she can depend on. 'Not like she could really remember having some if any friends when working with Barry. Before that? Well, that's all just a foggy blur, isn't it?]

"Ah! Sorry, I..." [She catches herself staring at Badou for maybe too awkwardly long.] "N-no, nevermind."

(( Well hopefully you'll be able to DO ALL THE THINGS YOUR HEART DESIRES~~~~ And ah yes if Kondo joins to I will be able to possibly caress his hairy butt... I'm actually debating bringing another character in when they open apps again but hmmm... Also... Would you... Like to do... A...No...Ther??? I'm sorry but I am seriously having too much fun with this I'm even sort of putting off my other rp's because this is so fun ahhhhhhhhh..... ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-29 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
"You're fine, you're fine." [Alex laughs, finding Badou's confused look pretty fun. ...That and she's trying to make herself look like less of a freak as possible.] "I was just thinking... is all."

[She glances up at the sky, realizing how yeah dang she's really gotta head back. ...And the sounds coming from that hobo are starting to get her just teensy-bit unsettled.]

"I really should go now, but..." [She's trying to find the right way to say this, taking a small pause before she continues.] "Be safe, Badou... Please." [And with that, she takes Badou's scarred hand between her and gives it a very small squeeze before turning away from the alleyway.]

[But oh, she almost forgot something! Alex rummages in her her bag of groceries and tosses an orange at the red-head, a shy smile shown.] "For you! ...Take care, now..."

[The words at the end sounded almost like a mutter. But now she's really off, walkin' away with that ripped dress and not giving any shits about it. Geez she's gonna need an aspirin when she gets back. Or two. Or five.]

(( Yes good the ass will be mine mmmmm.... Otae-san doesn't need to know of course not... Oh um I thinking maybe maybe of apping this one guy from Ristorante Paradiso, Gigi? The one that's really cute and just eats and has a wine fetish. URGHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE I'LL GET TO THOSE G-GEEEEEEEEZ. (You're so mean, Senpai...) But since I suck so bad at like coming up with an original scenario I'm just glancing at the meme thingy we did before and the public transportation or bar ones sound really good ahhh... I really love them both so if you like one more than the other we can just do the one you like! ))
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Re: Team Eyepatch and Sugar Tits

[personal profile] benriya_secretary 2013-01-29 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
(( Yes yes all is going according to pla- I MEAN WHOA MAN GROWING FOND OF THEM!!??? And yes that exact old guy! I loved playing him for the short while I did but I think Zod's setting wound up not being the best for him or st like that... But yeah gosh I am getting more and more excited to maybe bring him~. Public transportation it is!!! Heh heh heh... Oh just you see what I'm gonna do in that one I'll just say you will seriously want to kick my ass. I'm gonna get to the other replies tomorrow though cause dang I'm tired but if ya want feel free to set up the thread...thing. Whatever mode of transportation they're in is totally cool with me, though the train sounds kinda nice.... ))