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✔ 6'2" weighs 145 lbs (65.7kg).

✖ Birthday is July 13 (Cancer), currently 22 years old.

✔ He's a hysteric


✔ Chain smoker, Marlboro.

✖ Favorite color is green

✔ Was pretty much the maid of their household when he was a kid and got on his brother's case about EVERYTHING, basically the little wife

✔ Was in a band in his teens, a really shitty one, as the drummer
✔ Likes to know a little about everything that seems like it wouldn't matter

✖ Never forgets names, but he will nickname the shit out of people.


✖ Lost his eye and his seeming comfort, as well as his brother when he was about fourteen

✔ Isn't a lazy/dirty slob JUST because he doesn't care, from getting his ass chased around and handed to him he just doesn't have the ENERGY or time

✖ Scarfs food down

✔ Favorite food is pasta, fettuccine alfredo to be specific. As much as he bitches about the food at Kiri's being terrible, he keeps going there so it must taste pretty damn good.


✖ Sleeps like a log.





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Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
• Tall~ and scrawny. Not to say that there isn't any muscle there, there definitely is SOME but he's really lean and wire-y. So no football player build or body builder. More of a sprinters build.

2. How old is he?
• 21ish

3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
• Confident, shoulders back, spine straight unless he's pissed, and he slouches. He also slouches a bit when he sits, in a casual laid back way.

4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
• He's in surprisingly good shape for his diet and lack of taking care of himself most of the time. For scaling up buildings and running out of harms way, as well as gun toting shenanigans with Heine, he's sporty enough and like I mentioned he's got that sprinter's thing going on but. He's still technically 'disabled' or 'handicapped' so his depth perception isn't too great and while he has gotten better at it with seven years of practice minus his eye he still does fuck up and misjudge things (and y'know in general but). As for illness uhhh no, he takes his vitamins and hasn't been that unlucky, however he has been smoking since he was a brat (that's sevenish years) so he does have a smokers cough and nice and tar-y lungs so once he runs like hell he's going to reach a limit eventually and have to hack up nearly his balls.

5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
• Fluid, but he's kind of a clumsy fuck. Careless yet deliberate.

6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
• Well I'm pretty biased in thinking he's hot shit. As much as he puffs up and brags about his looks and, well everything, I don't think he likes to look in the mirror much. He's gotten more used to his missing eye and the scar he received, physically and spiritually I guess you could put it, but he's not 'over' it by any means and looking at that reminds him of EVERYTHING. He's surprisingly quick to warn others by example by showing off his missing eye but obviously he isn't too quick to write it off since he does hide the 'ugliness' from others and himself. So on the one hand yeah he knows he's pretty good looking but truly? Not so much, he doesn't want to call attention to other certain things.

7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
• Light. He's about as pale as the moon. He's got freckles dotting the bridge of his nose and his cheeks and presumably on other parts of his body, and he also has many many scars from various excursions and jobs.

8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
• Christ...don't tell anyone I told you this but it really is almost orange. In most cases I'd say fire engine red COULD pull off a good description of it but its just so damn bright and vibrant that it doesn't quite cut it. It's long too, nearly past his ass, straight, and I'd say it's naturally oily and smooth. He doesn't always take amazing care of it and I'm in the middle of figuring out if its long because A. He has no money/time/connections to go to Great Clips or somewhere and get it did or because B. He's still.....notoriously stuck in the past before all the Shit Went Down. But he doesn't have too many split ends and stuff so he takes decent care of it at least. When he doesn't wear it lose he puts it up in a low pony tail.

9. What color are his eyes?
• Light green.

10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
• Does the eyepatch count?

11. What are his chief tension centers?
• Shoulders. They hunch when he's aggravated, also as weird as it sounds what with all the movement he does but his armflails. Also, his mouth. When he's Uncomfortable his jaw tightens and his teeth clench.

12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
•Shit. He wears whatever, a lot of jeans and tees, as well as a surprising array of jumpsuits. No overly bright colors unless hes really got NOTHING left but otherwise he doesn't put much thought into what he wears. He does own (possibly?? or maybe he rented it or borrowed it from Mihai) one nice dress suit.

13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
• Mostly. His clothes are surprisingly form fitting, so yeah. Nothing hangs off him besides his bigger coats and junk.

14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
•Fuck yes, like he'd make an effort for any of that shit? PAHAHHA!

15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
• Boxer briefs. He witnessed a horror story about a certain brother that went commando all the time so he's officially off doing that often and he has to protect the goods, right?



Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
• Deep and raspy from all that smoking.

2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
• More often than not? LOUD LOUD LOUUUUUD! But at a moderate pace the majority of the time. As in when he's not scared shitless. When he IS scared shitless or panicking he talks fast (read as: whines and shrieks and garbles)

3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
• He curses a shitton, heh. But also I think he talks a bit like he has shit in his mouth, slurred. A. He has a cigarette in his mouth pretty much 24/7 so its a little tricky talking around one of those and B. Regardless of any accent before, he certainly could have picked it up from his brother and the people around him as he grew up in Shit City.

4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
• (Presumably) English. (But seeing as they live is supposedly Future!Germany or Europe, he could speak german....but I'm not going to stretch it that far)

5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
• Nope.

6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
• Yep. He's a pro at talking bullshit.

7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
• It's......difficult to say. When he wants to make a point he does EVENTUALLY on the way as he brings up lots of other things, but in a sticky situation that doesn't involve him getting chased or something, like when Deep Shit goes down yeah he can be eloquent. Not poetry but that'll do pig. That'll do.



Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
• He's sort of both. But mostly street smart, seeing as he did have to practically raise himself, even before his brothers' untimely demise. He may have dropped out of school early and skipped a lot when he DID attend school 'officially' but he's by no means stupid. He's just got knowledge that you wouldn't think is too important.

2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
• Think on his feet, with whatever crackpot plan he can come up with as he goes.

3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
• Logical, definitely. He's got a....ginger intuition though.

4. What kind of education has the character had?
• He barely graduated from middle school, if you could call it that. The rest he learned on his own.

5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
• He's "good" at his job (taking pictures of sleazy cheaters, black mail, and getting information/selling it) and pretty much household things, keeping himself alive (barely). He's always wanted to know another language so he can tell someone to suck his balls.

6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
• An introverted extrovert. He has no problems sparking up conversations and standing up for himself (well, trying) and going out to events and whatnot, but he prefers just staying at home and being a lazy bum.

7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
• He is about as moody as a pregnant woman with a fuse shorter than my ass. As easy going as he can be hes also really easy to piss off, especially when he's being trolled.

8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?
• Pretty relaxed and laid back on the outside, but on the inside he's rather guarded.

9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?
• React.

10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
• Flight.

11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
• God yes, all of this, he's a really....mature guy. Not. And references, those are good.

12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
• No. (Unless some obvious PTSD counts)

13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?
• Seeing his brother die/getting 'assaulted' by the DOG soldiers. Getting partnered with Heine and working with Bishop on more dangerous shit.

14. What does he fear?
• Death.

15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
• None to note, just living his life, or trying. Since popping into the Manor he's got plenty of snooping around to do and getting back home would be GREAT

16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
• That he's not a total and complete tool....shed. And a basket case with major baggage.


Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
• Blood parents weren't really in the picture, headnon wise his dad took off not too long after he was born and his mom, dealing with the stress of living in a shithole city like that AND raising two kids got to her and she didn't last long. Whatever relationship he had with his mother he probably doesn't remember unless he really tries. The only 'real' parent he had in his life was his older brother, who raised him. If you could call it that.

2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
• Yep, he DID have one older brother. It was your typical 'BIG BROTHER YOU'RE A TOOL, GOOOOD STOP EMBARRASSING ME YOU SHITHEAD, WHY CAN'T YOU PICK UP YOUR SHIT FOR ONCE' but. More dangerous? When I said his brother raised him, that's not too true. Yeah Dave did (try to) pay for the roof over his head and the food and good ol' bonding time but he was a reckless shitface and took Badou on dangerous jobs that almost got them killed loads of times (and did eventually get him killed and Badou hurt), but the love was definitely there. It wasn't perfect, no sibling relationship is, and for all of Dave's dumbass schemes and getting into shit and having to beg for money for cigs or food, and forgetting to pay the bills, Badou loved his brother more than anyone and was devastated when he died. And still is. His brother was 'cool' in his eyes (not that he would ever have admitted it) and he was the most important person to him and obviously he meant a hell of a lot to Dave in turn. (Giving him his 'advice' taking care of him, and bonding with him), they may have fought like cats and dogs and did shit to each other but nobody but them could mess with the other. NOBODY. They stood up for each other and supported one another, regardless of brotherly teasing of course.

3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
• No.

4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
• I suppooooose Mimi, Heine and the rest of 'their' group could be considered a family. Sort of.

5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
• Heine???? I....guess.
6. Does he have other close friends?
• Mimi. Game wise, uuuuuhhh....well it really depends on THEM.

7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
• He has good friend making skills for the most part, I mean his obnoxiousness has some advantage. Sort of. On the other hand he easily gets into shit with people so. Its up in the air depending on the new friend, and as for the situation well. If its

8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
• Friends, by default.

9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
• Singleville.
10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
• Nope.

11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
• Probably some random playboy bunny. I wouldn't say his halfbaked flirting is anything like a crush now.

12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?
• Amazing tits, someone that'll put up with his shit basically. But really he isn't looking for a romantic partner, whatever happens, happens.

13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
• Nope~

14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?
• The douchenozzle that killed his brother. Anyone trying to kill his ass.

15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
• He'll explicitly deny cock, tits or get out but really it's the person that matters, someone who can deal with him. Yeah he totally loves tits but he could end up with whoever.

16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
• Fucking loooooves fucking, as rarely as he gets it, once he has it he's pleased as punch and when he doesn't have it well it's a hell of a bummer but he makes due, he has his ways.

17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
• He's too lazy to do extreme shit in bed, but turn ons include biting and hair tugging (as much of a damn baby he is when it comes to pain), turn offs are well, pretty standard.


Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
• Cancer. Fits like a dream.

2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
• Neither. I'm sure the Bishop's sermons have sunk in a little out of complete bordom its better than anything else, but otherwise not so much. Spiritual he'll make jokes about it, about God too but he's not much of a believer.

3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
• Not... really?

4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
• Tolerant. He doesn't care.

5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
• None.



Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
• Poor as shit and in debt.

2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
• I....wouldn't say he has much of one. At all.

3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
Right now, at the manor. But he did have a shitty little apartment all to himself at home.

4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on? Cigarettes, pornos, food. The basics.

5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else? He is an info broker and well, it gets the bills paid. I'm sure he'd rather be a millionaire living on a beach surrounded by hot naked women, though.

6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time? What free time, pssssh! He spends it vegging out at home and snooping, naturally. He can't escape the job. But he does enjoy taking pictures I suppose, even for the job.

7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
• Eats when he has the cash/means, and tries to weedle whatever meals he can. Oh god he eats out on a weekly basis, and booze is a blessing. He can eat anything basically, his tastebuds as well are a bit frayed due to years of smoking, but he has a fondness of sour things, sweets are okay, and spicy things are gooood eatin'.



Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:

1. Color? Red.
2. Smell? Cigarettes.
3. Time of day? Three oclock.
4. Season? Summer.
5. Book? Playboy.
6. Music? Rock-y shit.
7. Place? Toilet.
8. Substance? Cigarettes/nicotine.
9. Plant? Is that weed?
10. Animal? Heine.
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