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notkinkypatchI did this last month but whatever I want it here too I am PROuD
1: What does their bedroom look like?
It's pretty fucking messy, with clothes strewn about the floor, old boxes of take-away food, lighters of every size and color. Some of the walls have peeling paint and one of them has significant water damage. There are also tons of papers and books piled around, for work and, surprisingly, pleasure. He CAN read ok! Also there are humble stacks of playboys in the corner. His bed is just a shitty mattress in the middle of the floor. The window ALWAYS brings in a draft.
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
Wake up, light a cigarette, take a shit, throw clothes on, get to work late, argue with vaginaphobe, light another cigarette, get ass chased around, ect ect.
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
You're shitting me, right. Badou's existence is running his ass away from danger and thugs. He doesn't NEED to fucking wear spandex and sweat bands and work out you goddamn hipster. Or hot housewife after 2 kids.
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
(Busy with roaches?) Go to Buon Viaggio's and try to hit up Kiri for some free grub.
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
PFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!! As a kid he tried really goddamn hard to keep his and Dave's place moderately clean (and Dave always purposely foiled him, the dongleburger) and now as an "adult" he just...doesn't have the time or energy to be so anal about cleaning. Sometimes he'll try to pick up shit but eventually he gets distracted and/or kidnapped.
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
Badou eats whatever junk food he can afford, not as many fruits as veggies as he should, and a lot of pasta. Sample daily menu? Uh...whatever's in the fridge that isn't fuzzy or TOO smelly for breakfast and a cigarette (or nothing), lunch is him wheedling a free meal at Buon Viaggio's, and dinner is hopefully mooching off of Heine or Mimi.
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Watching whatever shitty movie is on tv and totally vegging out with some salty snack in his boxers, alternating between the cig and the food and beer. Old kung fu movies. He generally loooves time to himself, but only when he isn't stuck in thought about the past.
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Smoking? He is ALL about indulging. It's better than that angsty bullshit backstory his partner's got going on. Plus, other people's indulging usually means a juicy job and paycheck for him!
9: Makeup?
Badou no doubt experimented with like, eyeliner and shit in his teenage years. And naturally Dave clowned the shit out of him.
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Oooooh definitely. He probably does but he doesn't have time to psycho analyze himself, he's got shit to do. He's a smart fucking guy but he's gotten pretty good at compartmentalizing. Or at least he thinks he's gotten good at it.
11: Intellectual pursuits?
Mostly random facts about not always relevant shit. Also he solves mysteries without scooby doo and velma, what the hell do you call that. Basically he reads shit on whatever he feels the mood for and retains most of the information. Gotta keep sharp.
12: Favorite book genre?
Fiction and adventure.
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
.....Well, Badou would claim he's as straight as a line of coke. Tits are amazing and pussy is fantabulous and dick just, ew, grody. But honestly I'd say he's....pansexual. There, I said it. He'd be flabbergasted by someone who could put up with him, let alone what junk they got in they trunk. Furthermore, one, he lives in the goddamn future with people with fucking cat ears. People fuck whatever, pretty sure by the future dicks are rather comfortable with what's between their buttcheeks. Two, when Naoto gave him that look when they were first introduced and assumed he and Haine were bumping uglies, Badou calmly went "no we're not like that" instead of freaking out. I might have to go back and make sure to rectify this if I've had him freak about that...Note to self. Though any man comfortable with his masculinity would-....but he's Badou....
He...probably won't admit (too seriously or deeply) to himself that he'd be willing to be into Not Pussy. Tits ARE amazing though.
This is hard. It's hard and no one understands.
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
He's missing his right eye and walks around looking like a clown and a pirate fucked and then farted him out. He's got a scar clear through his right hand, where he tried to protect his eye and failed, and in addition to that has tons of scars and bruises from jobs gone awry.
Physically he's...not as fit, but can run a hell of a long time for a guy who smokes a fuckton of packs of cigs a day.
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Solving the mystery of the vaginaphone and his amazon so they can fuck and leave him the fuck alone. Stay alive.
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Read above.
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Lots of jump suits and a few button ups, jeans, tees, bits he gets from thrift stores.
....Stay...pantless for as long as possible...put shirt on...then pants?
18: Favorite beverage?
...Dr. Pepper.
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Upcoming jobs, supermodels, his brother. Maybe that's not a good order...
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
One time he got the flu and Dave was being a complete floppy cock about making him soup and all of a sudden Badou puked on his shoes, laughed, and passed out. When he woke up Dave was Totally Not Panicking...and had made the soup. It was really fucking gross. But Badou ate most of it and Totally Wasn't Touched by the gesture. Other than that, he wasn't a sickly kid.
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Turn off: anything potty, and hard core bondage (he's been tied up for ransom enough in his career, thanks, this isn't fucking 50 shades), blindfolding. Turn ons: hair pulling, biting, s-spanking.
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
He would do beautiful art of tits and cocks. And a strange stick figure with blood red eyes and one with tiny tits fighting and or fucking.
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
He has his own form of organization because he's a special snowflake. Badou CAN actually find things when he needs them, thanks. He just puts the ones that go together....together in a trail from the door to his bed. Or something.
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
Solving mysteries faster than Freddie can rip off Daphne's panties, asshole. And....pyrotechnics.............
1: What does their bedroom look like?
It's pretty fucking messy, with clothes strewn about the floor, old boxes of take-away food, lighters of every size and color. Some of the walls have peeling paint and one of them has significant water damage. There are also tons of papers and books piled around, for work and, surprisingly, pleasure. He CAN read ok! Also there are humble stacks of playboys in the corner. His bed is just a shitty mattress in the middle of the floor. The window ALWAYS brings in a draft.
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
Wake up, light a cigarette, take a shit, throw clothes on, get to work late, argue with vaginaphobe, light another cigarette, get ass chased around, ect ect.
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
You're shitting me, right. Badou's existence is running his ass away from danger and thugs. He doesn't NEED to fucking wear spandex and sweat bands and work out you goddamn hipster. Or hot housewife after 2 kids.
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
(Busy with roaches?) Go to Buon Viaggio's and try to hit up Kiri for some free grub.
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
PFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!! As a kid he tried really goddamn hard to keep his and Dave's place moderately clean (and Dave always purposely foiled him, the dongleburger) and now as an "adult" he just...doesn't have the time or energy to be so anal about cleaning. Sometimes he'll try to pick up shit but eventually he gets distracted and/or kidnapped.
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
Badou eats whatever junk food he can afford, not as many fruits as veggies as he should, and a lot of pasta. Sample daily menu? Uh...whatever's in the fridge that isn't fuzzy or TOO smelly for breakfast and a cigarette (or nothing), lunch is him wheedling a free meal at Buon Viaggio's, and dinner is hopefully mooching off of Heine or Mimi.
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Watching whatever shitty movie is on tv and totally vegging out with some salty snack in his boxers, alternating between the cig and the food and beer. Old kung fu movies. He generally loooves time to himself, but only when he isn't stuck in thought about the past.
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
Smoking? He is ALL about indulging. It's better than that angsty bullshit backstory his partner's got going on. Plus, other people's indulging usually means a juicy job and paycheck for him!
9: Makeup?
Badou no doubt experimented with like, eyeliner and shit in his teenage years. And naturally Dave clowned the shit out of him.
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
Oooooh definitely. He probably does but he doesn't have time to psycho analyze himself, he's got shit to do. He's a smart fucking guy but he's gotten pretty good at compartmentalizing. Or at least he thinks he's gotten good at it.
11: Intellectual pursuits?
Mostly random facts about not always relevant shit. Also he solves mysteries without scooby doo and velma, what the hell do you call that. Basically he reads shit on whatever he feels the mood for and retains most of the information. Gotta keep sharp.
12: Favorite book genre?
Fiction and adventure.
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
.....Well, Badou would claim he's as straight as a line of coke. Tits are amazing and pussy is fantabulous and dick just, ew, grody. But honestly I'd say he's....pansexual. There, I said it. He'd be flabbergasted by someone who could put up with him, let alone what junk they got in they trunk. Furthermore, one, he lives in the goddamn future with people with fucking cat ears. People fuck whatever, pretty sure by the future dicks are rather comfortable with what's between their buttcheeks. Two, when Naoto gave him that look when they were first introduced and assumed he and Haine were bumping uglies, Badou calmly went "no we're not like that" instead of freaking out. I might have to go back and make sure to rectify this if I've had him freak about that...Note to self. Though any man comfortable with his masculinity would-....but he's Badou....
He...probably won't admit (too seriously or deeply) to himself that he'd be willing to be into Not Pussy. Tits ARE amazing though.
This is hard. It's hard and no one understands.
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
He's missing his right eye and walks around looking like a clown and a pirate fucked and then farted him out. He's got a scar clear through his right hand, where he tried to protect his eye and failed, and in addition to that has tons of scars and bruises from jobs gone awry.
Physically he's...not as fit, but can run a hell of a long time for a guy who smokes a fuckton of packs of cigs a day.
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
Solving the mystery of the vaginaphone and his amazon so they can fuck and leave him the fuck alone. Stay alive.
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Read above.
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Lots of jump suits and a few button ups, jeans, tees, bits he gets from thrift stores.
....Stay...pantless for as long as possible...put shirt on...then pants?
18: Favorite beverage?
...Dr. Pepper.
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
Upcoming jobs, supermodels, his brother. Maybe that's not a good order...
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
One time he got the flu and Dave was being a complete floppy cock about making him soup and all of a sudden Badou puked on his shoes, laughed, and passed out. When he woke up Dave was Totally Not Panicking...and had made the soup. It was really fucking gross. But Badou ate most of it and Totally Wasn't Touched by the gesture. Other than that, he wasn't a sickly kid.
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
Turn off: anything potty, and hard core bondage (he's been tied up for ransom enough in his career, thanks, this isn't fucking 50 shades), blindfolding. Turn ons: hair pulling, biting, s-spanking.
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
He would do beautiful art of tits and cocks. And a strange stick figure with blood red eyes and one with tiny tits fighting and or fucking.
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
He has his own form of organization because he's a special snowflake. Badou CAN actually find things when he needs them, thanks. He just puts the ones that go together....together in a trail from the door to his bed. Or something.
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
Solving mysteries faster than Freddie can rip off Daphne's panties, asshole. And....pyrotechnics.............
