To: (Star Nips)

(620):

Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night

To: (Red Ranger Idiot), (Joestar)

(423):

Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...

To: (Bossu), (Ginge Junkie) *can I have the day off

(410):

I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night

(no subject)

(415):

Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians

(1-415):

Does the penis have a genital wart?

(no subject)

(712):

She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.

To: (Ginge Junkie)

(901):

apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.

To: (Bossu)

(434):

You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater

To: (Joestar)

(215):

Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.