To: (Ginger Idiot), (Joestar)

(727):

I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club

(no subject)

(727):

How did you get him out of the shower last time?

(1-727):

Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.

To: (My Honey)

(850):

so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!

*I'm sorry you got your arm cut off and got burned on your ass and dick but let's have babies

(402):

Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?

(no subject)

(603):

Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

To: (Ginge Junkie)

(818):

I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.

(no subject)

(320):

For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.

(1-320):

The apocalypse has arrived.