(no subject)

(570):

It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.

To: (Bossu Mommu)

(559):

I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon

To: (Red Ranger Idiot 1)

(604):

You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.