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Hard Boiled Badassary
May. 5th, 2013
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May. 5th, 2013
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May
.
5th
,
2013
12:01 am
(919):
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
(no subject)
May
.
5th
,
2013
12:19 am
(519):
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
(250):
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
(no subject)
May
.
5th
,
2013
12:46 am
(817):
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
finished while listening to Utada Hikaru's "Dirty Desire"
May
.
5th
,
2013
12:48 am
(336):
Why am I wearing a dog collar
(1-336):
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
(no subject)
May
.
5th
,
2013
12:59 am
(425):
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
(no subject)
May
.
5th
,
2013
01:06 am
(805):
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
To: (Ginger Idiot) (Star Nips)
May
.
5th
,
2013
01:09 am
(317):
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
To: (Ginger Idiot)
May
.
5th
,
2013
02:20 am
(708):
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
(no subject)
May
.
5th
,
2013
02:41 am
(818):
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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finished while listening to Utada Hikaru's "Dirty Desire"
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To: (Ginger Idiot) (Star Nips)
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