"Speaking of Crossovers, Don't Forget about Alien vs. Predator"

( And we danced, and we criiiieeed and we laughed, and had a really really really good time. Take my haaaand, lets have a blast, and remember this moment for the rest of our liiiives (our liiiiiives) )

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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)

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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.

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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.

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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.