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Notes: The stuff at the top is current stuff and towards the bottom is the older junk also sorry if it accidentally PINGS you about this stuff, surprise surprise lj stuff works? Yeah, hi.

February ('13)
Sandwich jokes will result in a foot up the ass in this instance.
The Legend of The Gingering
The AUtastic Boogaloo of Firedick and The Real Slim Shady Princess, please stand up

January (2013)
The Princess and The Ginger: A Love Story
Gullaver's travels never got a passport to this brown eye'd conundrum bullshit

December ('12)
TIS THE SEASON TO GET MY SWEET JUICY ASS KICKED BY A PRINCESS WITH SPLIT ENDS, FA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA!
DECK MY BALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA~

November ('12)
I'd rather take Jack Skellington and his lack of balls before I'd go to this shithole again.

October ('12)
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't TAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER HERE, RIGHT OVER HERE TAKE A SEAT
Who let the teeny tiny dogs out? WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO~

September ('12)
Quit yer horsing around! Seriously, that's how you get ants.
Old McDonald had a farm, eeeiii eeeeiii danger, danger all poultry.

August ('12)
Sometimes you have to face your fears face to face...to cockles.
Toto pissed on the scarecrow again, Dorothy.
Teenagers scare the living SHIT out of me (especially ones that are 8 feet tall and have tits as big as me).
Busted Nuts.

July ('12)
If you can dodge a frying pan, you can dodge Badou's terrible sense of humor.
Nono Heather, we're /all/ going to need counseling after this one. And Badou might need a new testicle.
No training day is complete without spandex.
Ginger's Sin: Ways In Which Not To Behave During a Hentai
The Wind In the...Gingery Willows.

June ('12)
Reading raaaaaaainboooow would be fucking appalled if he knew.
No Bootycalls, biatch.

May ('12)
So a Priest and a Ginger walk into a wall...
Male bonding. No homo. Just Mcwiggies.
Let's have a cockle-warming stroll through mammary lane!
The Sacrilegious Code. Get it because of that movie...? Nevermind.
Happy reminder that you pushed out one or multiple watermelon sized creatures out of your hoo-haw day!
So we meet again for the first time, Doctor Jones.

April ('12)
Bronies before...something.
I used to wonder what friendship could beeeee until you all shared its maaagic with meeee

March ('12)
The thing about Gender Benders is where does all that cock go in the meantime?

February ('12)
The Gingering: I don't believe in mpreg, I don't, I don't!
If there was a skepticism relay in the Olympics, Badou would take the gold
If wishes were only gumdrops....that'd be a lot of scale-y gum and a strange porno

January (2012)
When in Rome, do as the Romans do....keep your kiddie porn close and your wallet closer
When in Rome, do as the Romans do....take a picture it lasts longer, mostly if there are no ghosts in the bg
When in Rome, do as the Romans do....wear better underwear, douchebags

December ('11)
Hohoho meeeeeeeeeeerry dickmas!
Tis the season to not get too fucked up

November ('11)
Down where it's wetter, you better not take this porno from meeeeee
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Boner
Mighty Unmorhpin' Helper, Apparently.
Mrs. Doctor Something or Other
Can you sing the Pokerap? Me neither!

October ('11)
Wonderful Beside Manner at the Manor, yo
Trickster Girl and Firedick
Yo Ho Ho Don't Mention The Peg
Ghosts of Shitty Childhood's Past My Ass
Ginger fuck(s) and the Sexy Lady Out Of Their League
Woofers Is Not A Fish Name
Don't Forget About The Groupies
Slim Jim and The Ginger Menace
The End of the Tights

September (2011)
Cape N Tight Night with Charlie boy
When Kanda Met Badou
Hair raising shenanigans with Badou and Rapunzel
The Wit Competiton of Doc Frank and Badou (LOL what competition)
Jan and Badou Don't Go To McDonalds
First F-freak the freak out
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