(no subject)

(202):

Whore are you.

(301):

Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?



(202):

Yes.

To: (Bossu Mommu)

(386):

I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?

Memo to: (Ginger Idiot Ranger), (Joestar)

(720):

Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off

(720):

I mean come on

(no subject)

(727):

I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.

(1-727):

Please never have kids.