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(no subject)
(+44):
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
(+44):
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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(no subject)
(306):
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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(no subject)
(763):
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
(612):
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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(To: Mommy) about Daddy
(516):
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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To: (Joestar)
(440):
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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To: (Ginge Junkie)
(661):
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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To: (Star Nips)
(770):
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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(no subject)
(630):
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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To: (Star Nips)
(512):
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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To: (Bossu Mommu), (Star Nips)
(404):
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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To: (Bossu Mommu)
(720):
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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To: (Star Nips) *about Kyouya and his trust building exercises
(306):
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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To: (Bad Boy)
(540):
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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To: (Red Ranger Idiot), (Joestar)
(262):
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.