[Welp, Badou's Danger Zone senses were right (as fucking usual). Something is definitely bugging Alex if the shaking legs and desperate request are anything to go by. Concern pangs] Yeah Doug, can't leave the sexy babe all by her lonesome. Gentlemanry Pointers That Get Gentleman's Mustache a Ride numero thirty seven.
[There's a comment about mustache grooming somewhere in the background but it's dully ignored. Doug rolls his eyes and fixes a bitchface at Badou. Compelled by the show? Not so much] What are you, a doctor now as well as a pain in the ass for my paperwork hand? I thought you cut that Doctor Love shit out when you were twelve. I have no reason to treat you like a special snowflake. This is the justice system not hold Badou's hand system.
[Over the laughter that follows, Badou's expression shifts to an uncharacteristic serious one. He raises one eyebrow and pantomimes buffing his nails all casual like. Real smooth ] I don't wanna have to fuckin pull a Mimi on you, brah, but I've known you since we were both in short pants. If you can't even use that justice of yours to aid someone in need, regardless of what side of the goddamn bars they're on, then I think I'm doin a damn good job at my job. [His lips split into a devious smirk]
I might pay Daniella a visit when I get outta here...tell her alllll about that night on May 17th...what happened in the back of that greasy patrol car...
[Doug turns several interesting shades of red, purple, and green before vaulting from his seat, keys in hand, and growls] You're just like your brother, a nosy manipulative shit! I don't know whether to congratulate you for gaining a level or beat your ass.
[Badou shoots a triumphant thumbs up at Alex as he's lead over to her cell] Doctor Nails is here for a check up. Say aaaah, babe~
((OHHH THAT'S RIGHT! Well Badou will try his best to help her ;))
Re: Fire Dick & Sugar Tits: Jail-Time Samba
[There's a comment about mustache grooming somewhere in the background but it's dully ignored. Doug rolls his eyes and fixes a bitchface at Badou. Compelled by the show? Not so much] What are you, a doctor now as well as a pain in the ass for my paperwork hand? I thought you cut that Doctor Love shit out when you were twelve. I have no reason to treat you like a special snowflake. This is the justice system not hold Badou's hand system.
[Over the laughter that follows, Badou's expression shifts to an uncharacteristic serious one. He raises one eyebrow and pantomimes buffing his nails all casual like. Real smooth ] I don't wanna have to fuckin pull a Mimi on you, brah, but I've known you since we were both in short pants. If you can't even use that justice of yours to aid someone in need, regardless of what side of the goddamn bars they're on, then I think I'm doin a damn good job at my job. [His lips split into a devious smirk]
I might pay Daniella a visit when I get outta here...tell her alllll about that night on May 17th...what happened in the back of that greasy patrol car...
[Doug turns several interesting shades of red, purple, and green before vaulting from his seat, keys in hand, and growls] You're just like your brother, a nosy manipulative shit! I don't know whether to congratulate you for gaining a level or beat your ass.
[Badou shoots a triumphant thumbs up at Alex as he's lead over to her cell] Doctor Nails is here for a check up. Say aaaah, babe~
((OHHH THAT'S RIGHT! Well Badou will try his best to help her ;))